League Rosters

CHRIS KAMAN HIS PANTS
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGDamian Lillard, Por PGTrade
SGGerald Green, Pho SF, SGFree Agency
SFKevin Durant, OKC SFTrade
PFGreg Monroe, Det PF, CTrade
CDeMarcus Cousins, Sac C, PF  DTDTrade
GEric Bledsoe, Pho PG, SGFree Agency
FDirk Nowitzki, Dal PF  DTDTrade
UTILKevin Love, Min PF, CDraft
UTILDwyane Wade, Mia SGDraft
UTILJamal Crawford, LAC SG, PGFree Agency
BenchChris Bosh, Mia C, PF  DTDDraft
BenchCarmelo Anthony*, NY SF, PF  OTrade
BenchRajon Rondo*, Bos PG  OFree Agency

TURNT SINCE DAY ONE
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGRussell Westbrook, OKC PG  DTDDraft
SGStephen Curry, GS PG, SG  DTDTrade
SFLeBron James, Mia SF, PF  DTDDraft
PFPaul Millsap, Atl PF  DTDDraft
CDeAndre Jordan, LAC CFree Agency
GArron Afflalo, Orl SG, SFFree Agency
FJosh Smith*, Det SF, PF  OTrade
UTILAl Jefferson, Cha CDraft
UTILDwight Howard, Hou C, PFDraft
UTILMike Conley, Mem PG  DTDDraft
BenchLance Stephenson, Ind SG  DTDTrade
BenchTrevor Ariza, Wsh SFFree Agency
BenchCarlos Boozer, Chi PFFree Agency

THIS LEAGUE IS HORSESHIT
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGMichael Carter-Williams, Phi PGFree Agency
SGEvan Turner, Ind SG, SFTrade
SFChandler Parsons, Hou SF  DTDTrade
PFLaMarcus Aldridge, Por PF, C  DTDTrade
CSpencer Hawes, Cle CFree Agency
GJeff Teague, Atl PGDraft
FDavid Lee, GS PF, C  DTDDraft
UTILPaul George, Ind SF, SG  DTDDraft
UTILRyan Anderson*, Nor PF  OFree Agency
UTILChris Paul, LAC PG  DTDTrade
BenchRudy Gay, Sac SF  DTDDraft
BenchIsaiah Thomas, Sac PGDraft
BenchBrandon Knight, Mil PG, SGFree Agency

LAMAR SCROTUM
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGKyrie Irving, Cle PGDraft
SGGordon Hayward, Uta SG, SFFree Agency
SFKlay Thompson, GS SG, SF  DTDDraft
PFSerge Ibaka, OKC PF, CDraft
CMarkieff Morris, Pho PF, CFree Agency
GGerald Henderson, Cha SGFree Agency
FPau Gasol*, LAL PF, C  ODraft
UTILMonta Ellis, Dal PG, SGDraft
UTILJameer Nelson*, Orl PG  OFree Agency
UTILNene , Wsh PF, CFree Agency
BenchAndre Drummond, Det C, PFDraft
BenchBlake Griffin, LAC PF  DTDTrade
BenchRodney Stuckey, Det SG  DTDFree Agency

TEAM MORROW
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGReggie Jackson, OKC PGFree Agency
SGManu Ginobili, SA SG  DTDFree Agency
SFJimmy Butler, Chi SG, SFFree Agency
PFGlen Davis, LAC PF, CFree Agency
CJoakim Noah, Chi CDraft
GTony Wroten, Phi PG, SGTrade
FDavid West, Ind PF  DTDDraft
UTILRicky Rubio, Min PGDraft
UTILMarcin Gortat, Wsh CDraft
UTILAndrea Bargnani*, NY PF, C  OTrade
BenchEnes Kanter, Uta C  DTDFree Agency
BenchErsan Ilyasova*, Mil PF, SF  OFree Agency
BenchTobias Harris, Orl PF, SFFree Agency

BY THE BEARD OF HARDEN
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGJohn Wall, Wsh PGDraft
SGJames Harden, Hou SG  DTDDraft
SFXavier Henry*, LAL SG, SF  OFree Agency
PFZach Randolph, Mem PFDraft
CRoy Hibbert, Ind CDraft
GJrue Holiday*, Nor PG  ODraft
FKenneth Faried, Den PFDraft
UTILThaddeus Young, Phi SF, PFDraft
UTILAndrew Bogut*, GS C  ODraft
UTILJodie Meeks, LAL SGFree Agency
BenchGreivis Vasquez, Tor PGDraft
BenchJordan Crawford, GS SG, PGFree Agency
BenchTyreke Evans, Nor SF, SGFree Agency

RON ARTESTICLES
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PG 
SGBradley Beal, Wsh SGFree Agency
SFWesley Matthews, Por SG, SFFree Agency
PFAnthony Davis*, Nor C, PF  ODraft
CDerrick Favors, Uta PF, CDraft
GTrey Burke, Uta PGTrade
F 
UTILLuol Deng*, Cle SF  ODraft
UTILGeorge Hill, Ind PGTrade
UTILJeff Green, Bos SF, PFTrade
BenchKyle Lowry, Tor PGDraft
BenchHarrison Barnes, GS SFFree Agency
BenchMarc Gasol, Mem CFree Agency
BenchAndre Iguodala, GS SF, SG  DTDTrade
BenchO.J. Mayo*, Mil SG  OTrade

YAO KNOW WHAT I MING
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PG 
SGKyle Korver, Atl SG, SF  DTDFree Agency
SFKawhi Leonard, SA SF, SG  DTDDraft
PF 
CAl Horford*, Atl C, PF  ODraft
GNicolas Batum, Por SF, SGDraft
FTristan Thompson, Cle PFDraft
UTILJeremy Lin, Hou PGDraft
UTILRaymond Felton, NY PG  DTDDraft
UTILAlec Burks, Uta SG, PGFree Agency
BenchGoran Dragic, Pho PG, SG  DTDDraft
BenchJaVale McGee*, Den C  ODraft
BenchKemba Walker, Cha PGTrade
BenchDeMar DeRozan, Tor SG, SF  DTDTrade
BenchShawn Marion, Dal SF, PFTrade

MELO YELLOW
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGAvery Bradley, Bos SG, PGFree Agency
SG 
SFCorey Brewer, Min SFFree Agency
PF 
CNikola Pekovic*, Min C  OFree Agency
GEric Gordon*, Nor SG  ODraft
F 
UTILBrandon Bass, Bos PFFree Agency
UTIL 
UTIL 
BenchTy Lawson*, Den PG  ODraft
BenchSteve Blake, GS PG, SGFree Agency
BenchNick Young, LAL SG, SFFree Agency
BenchKevin Garnett, Bkn PF, CTrade
BenchTerrence Jones, Hou PFTrade
BenchJoe Johnson, Bkn SG, SF  DTDTrade
BenchNikola Vucevic*, Orl C, PF  OTrade
BenchJ.J. Hickson*, Den PF, C  OTrade

LUOL DENG GIRL
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
PGDeron Williams, Bkn PG  DTDDraft
SG 
SF 
PF 
C 
GTony Parker, SA PG  DTDDraft
F 
UTILAmir Johnson, Tor PF, CFree Agency
UTIL 
UTIL 
BenchAnderson Varejao, Cle CTrade
BenchTim Duncan, SA PF, C  DTDTrade
BenchJose Calderon, Dal PGTrade
BenchVictor Oladipo, Orl SG, PGTrade
BenchZaza Pachulia, Mil CTrade
BenchWilson Chandler, Den SF, SGTrade
BenchPaul Pierce, Bkn SF, PF  DTDTrade
BenchRamon Sessions, Mil PGTrade
BenchMiles Plumlee, Pho PF, CTrade
BenchJared Sullinger*, Bos PF, C  OTrade