League Rosters

ROMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES (8-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBNick Foles, Phi QBFree Agency
RBMatt Forte, Chi RBDraft
RBDeAngelo Williams, Car RBFree Agency
WRA.J. Green, Cin WRDraft
WRDeSean Jackson, Wsh WRDraft
TEJulius Thomas, Den TEFree Agency
FLEXJosh Gordon, Cle WRDraft
D/STBrowns D/ST D/STFree Agency
KRyan Succop, KC KFree Agency
BenchDarren McFadden, Oak RBDraft
BenchMatt Ryan, Atl QBDraft
BenchAntonio Brown, Pit WRDraft
BenchDelanie Walker, Ten TEFree Agency
BenchPanthers D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchBuccaneers D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchJordan Reed, Wsh TE  PFree Agency

ROMO PHOBIA (10-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBPeyton Manning, Den QBDraft
RBEddie Lacy, GB RBDraft
RBRashad Jennings, NYG RBFree Agency
WRAndre Johnson, Hou WRDraft
WRJulian Edelman, NE WRFree Agency
TEJason Witten, Dal TEDraft
FLEXRyan Mathews, SD RB  PDraft
D/STBills D/ST D/STFree Agency
KPhil Dawson, SF KFree Agency
BenchRoddy White, Atl WRDraft
BenchSteve Johnson, Buf WRDraft
BenchPhilip Rivers, SD QBDraft
BenchHakeem Nicks, Ind WRFree Agency
BenchTexans D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchChris Ivory, NYJ RBFree Agency
BenchJarrett Boykin, GB WRFree Agency

FREEZE MOTHERBITCHES (4-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBBen Roethlisberger, Pit QBFree Agency
RBJamaal Charles, KC RB  PDraft
RBRashard Mendenhall, Ari RBDraft
WRJames Jones, Oak WRDraft
WRKendall Wright, Ten WRDraft
TEMartellus Bennett, Chi TEFree Agency
FLEXJimmy Graham, NO TEDraft
D/STRams D/ST D/STFree Agency
KStephen Gostkowski, NE KDraft
BenchTom Brady, NE QBDraft
BenchDarren Sproles, Phi RBDraft
BenchMike Wallace, Mia WRDraft
BenchSeahawks D/ST D/STDraft
BenchSidney Rice, Sea WR  PDraft
BenchLance Moore, Pit WRDraft
BenchBrandon Pettigrew, Det TEDraft

CHZ HDS FLY LOW (5-8)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBTony Romo, Dal QB  PDraft
RBDeMarco Murray, Dal RBDraft
RBMike Tolbert, Car RBFree Agency
WRCecil Shorts, Jac WR  PDraft
WRKeenan Allen, SD WRFree Agency
TEJordan Cameron, Cle TEDraft
FLEXBrandon Marshall, Chi WRDraft
D/STPackers D/ST D/STFree Agency
KMatt Prater, Den KDraft
BenchLeSean McCoy, Phi RBDraft
BenchTony Gonzalez, Atl TEDraft
BenchRussell Wilson, Sea QBDraft
BenchDwayne Bowe, KC WRDraft
BenchEddie Royal, SD WRFree Agency
BenchJames Starks, GB RBFree Agency
BenchDan Bailey, Dal KFree Agency

MERICA'S TEAM (7-6)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAlex Smith, KC QBFree Agency
RBChris Johnson, NYJ RB  PDraft
RBGiovani Bernard, Cin RBFree Agency
WRCalvin Johnson, Det WR  PDraft
WRAlshon Jeffery, Chi WRFree Agency
TEGreg Olsen, Car TEDraft
FLEXJoique Bell, Det RBFree Agency
D/STRavens D/ST D/STDraft
KGarrett Hartley, FA KFree Agency
BenchRay Rice, Bal RBDraft
BenchWes Welker, Den WRDraft
BenchSteve Smith, Bal WRDraft
BenchBears D/ST D/STDraft
BenchDaryl Richardson, StL RBDraft
BenchJoseph Fauria, Det TEFree Agency
BenchRyan Tannehill, Mia QBFree Agency

SHITHOLE TOWNSHIP (10-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAndy Dalton, Cin QBFree Agency
RBMarshawn Lynch, Sea RBDraft
RBMaurice Jones-Drew, Oak RBDraft
WRDemaryius Thomas, Den WR  PDraft
WRDoug Baldwin, Sea WRFree Agency
TEVernon Davis, SF TEDraft
FLEXDonald Brown, SD RBFree Agency
D/STTitans D/ST D/STFree Agency
KSteven Hauschka, Sea KFree Agency
BenchC.J. Spiller, Buf RBDraft
BenchLamar Miller, Mia RBDraft
BenchTorrey Smith, Bal WRDraft
BenchCardinals D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchKirk Cousins, Wsh QBFree Agency
BenchEdwin Baker, Cle RBFree Agency
BenchKnile Davis, KC RB  QFree Agency

SHOW ME YOUR TD'S (3-10)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAaron Rodgers, GB QBDraft
RBStevan Ridley, NE RBDraft
RBFred Jackson, Buf RBDraft
WRLarry Fitzgerald, Ari WRDraft
WRDanny Amendola, NE WR  PDraft
TEJeff Cumberland, NYJ TEFree Agency
FLEXEric Decker, NYJ WRDraft
D/ST49ers D/ST D/STDraft
KBlair Walsh, Min KFree Agency
BenchMatthew Stafford, Det QBDraft
BenchShane Vereen, NE RBDraft
BenchT.Y. Hilton, Ind WRDraft
BenchMikel Leshoure, Det RBDraft
BenchVincent Brown, SD WRDraft
BenchJustin Tucker, Bal KDraft
BenchCoby Fleener, Ind TEDraft

I GAVE YOUR MOM HERPES (4-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAndrew Luck, Ind QBDraft
RBTrent Richardson, Ind RB  PDraft
RBLe'Veon Bell, Pit RBDraft
WRJordy Nelson, GB WRDraft
WRTerrance Williams, Dal WRFree Agency
TECharles Clay, Mia TEFree Agency
FLEXVincent Jackson, TB WRDraft
D/STChiefs D/ST D/STFree Agency
KNick Folk, NYJ KFree Agency
BenchColin Kaepernick, SF QBDraft
BenchEli Manning, NYG QB  PDraft
BenchKyle Rudolph, Min TE  PDraft
BenchMichael Floyd, Ari WRDraft
BenchGolden Tate, Det WRDraft
BenchBrent Celek, Phi TEFree Agency
BenchJoseph Randle, Dal RBFree Agency

TEAM HARGON (6-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBDrew Brees, NO QBDraft
RBFrank Gore, SF RB  PDraft
RBSteven Jackson, Atl RBFree Agency
WRMarques Colston, NO WRDraft
WRGreg Jennings, Min WRFree Agency
TEAntonio Gates, SD TEDraft
FLEXAlfred Morris, Wsh RBDraft
D/STBengals D/ST D/STDraft
KDavid Akers, Det KFree Agency
BenchBenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RBDraft
BenchDenarius Moore, Oak WRFree Agency
BenchNate Washington, Ten WRFree Agency
BenchHarry Douglas, Atl WRFree Agency
BenchPierre Thomas, NO RBFree Agency
BenchJared Cook, StL TEFree Agency
BenchAndre Ellington, Ari RBFree Agency

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU ... (8-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBCam Newton, Car QB  QDraft
RBReggie Bush, Det RBDraft
RBZac Stacy, StL RBFree Agency
WRDez Bryant, Dal WRDraft
WRPierre Garcon, Wsh WRDraft
TEZach Miller, Sea TEFree Agency
FLEXKnowshon Moreno, Mia RBFree Agency
D/STSaints D/ST D/STFree Agency
KMason Crosby, GB KFree Agency
BenchAdrian Peterson, Min RB  PDraft
BenchRandall Cobb, GB WRDraft
BenchAnquan Boldin, SF WRDraft
BenchRiley Cooper, Phi WRFree Agency
BenchAndre Brown, Hou RBFree Agency
BenchGarrett Graham, Hou TEFree Agency
BenchDolphins D/ST D/STFree Agency