League Rosters

TEAM JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH (4-5-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBTony Romo, Dal QB  PDraft
RBJoique Bell, Det RB  QDraft
RBC.J. Anderson, Den RBFree Agency
WRGolden Tate, Det WRDraft
WRDeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR  PDraft
WRDez Bryant, Dal WR  PTrade
TEAntonio Gates, SD TEDraft
FLEXMike Wallace, Min WRDraft
FLEXKenny Stills, Mia WRFree Agency
DPChris Borland, SF LB  PFree Agency
D/STTexans D/ST D/STFree Agency
KSteven Hauschka, Sea KFree Agency
BenchSteven Jackson, Atl RBDraft
BenchBroncos D/ST D/STDraft
BenchCody Parkey, Phi KFree Agency
BenchMatthew Stafford, Det QBTrade
BenchBrandon LaFell, NE WRFree Agency
BenchCharles Sims, TB RBFree Agency
BenchRueben Randle, NYG WRFree Agency
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IRAndre Ellington, Ari RB  PTrade
IRCarson Palmer, Ari QB  QFree Agency
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MR. HAYES CHAWED IN CLASS (7-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBBen Roethlisberger, Pit QBFree Agency
RBAlfred Morris, Wsh RBDraft
RBJonathan Stewart, Car RBFree Agency
WRMichael Crabtree, Oak WRDraft
WRTorrey Smith, SF WRDraft
WRJordy Nelson, GB WR  PDraft
TEGreg Olsen, Car TEDraft
FLEXT.Y. Hilton, Ind WRDraft
FLEXJared Cook, StL TEFree Agency
DPDeAndre Levy, Det LBFree Agency
D/STBrowns D/ST D/STDraft
KDan Bailey, Dal KFree Agency
BenchMiles Austin, Phi WR  PDraft
BenchPierre Garcon, Wsh WRDraft
BenchAdrian Peterson, Min RBDraft
BenchBills D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchBobby Rainey, TB RBFree Agency
BenchMark Sanchez, Phi QBFree Agency
BenchJuwan Thompson, Den RBFree Agency
BenchScott Chandler, NE TEFree Agency
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FUCCKK I'M A DAD NOW (6-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBJay Cutler, Chi QBDraft
RBGiovani Bernard, Cin RBDraft
RBMatt Forte, Chi RBDraft
WRKelvin Benjamin, Car WRDraft
WRAllen Hurns, Jac WRFree Agency
WRJames Jones, Oak WRFree Agency
TEJason Witten, Dal TEDraft
FLEXAndre Williams, NYG RBDraft
FLEXTre Mason, StL RBFree Agency
DPDaryl Smith, Bal LBFree Agency
D/STDolphins D/ST D/STFree Agency
KCaleb Sturgis, Mia KFree Agency
BenchJulian Edelman, NE WRDraft
BenchMatt Ryan, Atl QBDraft
BenchColts D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchTitans D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchBrandon Marshall, Den LB  QFree Agency
BenchRyan Tannehill, Mia QBFree Agency
BenchCoby Fleener, Ind TEFree Agency
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IRNaVorro Bowman, SF LB  PDraft
IRKeenan Allen, SD WRDraft
IRRashad Jennings, NYG RBDraft
IRBrandon Marshall, NYJ WR  PDraft

NIZZLE GRIZZLE NATION (5-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBTom Brady, NE QBDraft
RBMark Ingram, NO RBFree Agency
RBJustin Forsett, Bal RBFree Agency
WRCalvin Johnson, Det WR  PDraft
WRJosh Gordon, Cle WR  SSPDTrade
WRJordan Matthews, Phi WRFree Agency
TEJulius Thomas, Jac TEDraft
FLEXJulio Jones, Atl WRDraft
FLEXJeremy Hill, Cin RBFree Agency
DPD'Qwell Jackson, Ind LBFree Agency
D/STSeahawks D/ST D/STTrade
KPhil Dawson, SF KFree Agency
BenchZach Ertz, Phi TEDraft
BenchBishop Sankey, Ten RBDraft
BenchIsaiah Crowell, Cle RBFree Agency
BenchEagles D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchAlfred Blue, Hou RBFree Agency
BenchJonas Gray, NE RBFree Agency
BenchJohnny Manziel, Cle QBFree Agency
BenchDonte Moncrief, Ind WRFree Agency
IRBrandin Cooks, NO WR  PDraft
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HA HA MY TEAM SUCKS... (3-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBDrew Brees, NO QBTrade
RBChris Ivory, NYJ RBDraft
RBMarshawn Lynch, Sea RBFree Agency
WRAnquan Boldin, SF WRDraft
WRLarry Fitzgerald, Ari WRDraft
WRRoddy White, Atl WRTrade
TEJordan Cameron, Mia TETrade
FLEXAlshon Jeffery, Chi WRDraft
FLEXMarques Colston, NO WRTrade
DPBobby Wagner, Sea LBFree Agency
D/STCardinals D/ST D/STDraft
KGraham Gano, Car KFree Agency
BenchTrent Richardson, Oak RBDraft
BenchChris Johnson, NYJ RB  PDraft
BenchRiley Cooper, Phi WRFree Agency
BenchRavens D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchChiefs D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchLarry Donnell, NYG TE  PFree Agency
BenchHa Ha Clinton-Dix, GB SFree Agency
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IRC.J. Spiller, NO RBTrade
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THE ANDREW LUCKS (4-6)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAndrew Luck, Ind QBDraft
RBEddie Lacy, GB RBDraft
RBLeSean McCoy, Buf RBTrade
WRReggie Wayne, Ind WR  QDraft
WREmmanuel Sanders, Den WRDraft
WRAndrew Hawkins, Cle WRFree Agency
TEJimmy Graham, Sea TE  PDraft
FLEXDwayne Allen, Ind TEFree Agency
FLEXShane Vereen, NYG RBTrade
DPLavonte David, TB LBDraft
D/STPatriots D/ST D/STDraft
KAdam Vinatieri, Ind KDraft
BenchAndre Johnson, Ind WRDraft
BenchReggie Bush, SF RBDraft
BenchKnile Davis, KC RBFree Agency
BenchDoug Martin, TB RBFree Agency
BenchCharles Johnson, Min WRFree Agency
BenchMatt Asiata, Min RBFree Agency
BenchToby Gerhart, Jac RBFree Agency
BenchWes Welker, Den WRFree Agency
IRKnowshon Moreno, Mia RB  QDraft
IRStevan Ridley, NYJ RB  PDraft
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SECOND STRING (6-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBRussell Wilson, Sea QBDraft
RBDeMarco Murray, Phi RBDraft
RBJamaal Charles, KC RBDraft
WREric Decker, NYJ WRDraft
WRSteve Smith Sr., Bal WRDraft
WRJeremy Maclin, KC WRDraft
TERob Gronkowski, NE TEDraft
FLEXLeGarrette Blount, NE RB  SSPDFree Agency
FLEXJarvis Landry, Mia WRFree Agency
DPJ.J. Watt, Hou DEFree Agency
D/STRams D/ST D/STDraft
KMason Crosby, GB KFree Agency
BenchDarren McFadden, Dal RBDraft
BenchBengals D/ST D/STDraft
BenchDarren Sproles, Phi RBDraft
BenchColin Kaepernick, SF QBDraft
BenchVernon Davis, SF TEDraft
BenchSteelers D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchDoug Baldwin, Sea WRFree Agency
BenchCarlos Hyde, SF RB  PFree Agency
IRVictor Cruz, NYG WR  QDraft
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LUKE KUECHLY IS COMING (5-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAaron Rodgers, GB QBDraft
RBPierre Thomas, NO RBDraft
RBDaniel Herron, Ind RBFree Agency
WRMike Evans, TB WRDraft
WRDeSean Jackson, Wsh WRDraft
WRAntonio Brown, Pit WRDraft
TEDelanie Walker, Ten TEFree Agency
FLEXSammy Watkins, Buf WR  PDraft
FLEXTravis Kelce, KC TEFree Agency
DPLuke Kuechly, Car LBDraft
D/STVikings D/ST D/STFree Agency
KJustin Tucker, Bal KFree Agency
Bench49ers D/ST D/STDraft
BenchBranden Oliver, SD RBFree Agency
BenchCowboys D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchDeAngelo Williams, Pit RBFree Agency
BenchJohn Brown, Ari WRFree Agency
BenchCurtis Lofton, Oak LB  PFree Agency
BenchCecil Shorts III, Hou WRFree Agency
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IRJerick McKinnon, Min RBFree Agency
IRAhmad Bradshaw, Ind RB  QTrade
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I WOKE UP FOR A COLD POP. (6-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBPeyton Manning, Den QBDraft
RBArian Foster, Hou RB  PDraft
RBLamar Miller, Mia RBFree Agency
WRVincent Jackson, TB WRDraft
WRMichael Floyd, Ari WRDraft
WRRandall Cobb, GB WRDraft
TEMartellus Bennett, Chi TEFree Agency
FLEXLe'Veon Bell, Pit RB  SSPDDraft
FLEXDavante Adams, GB WRFree Agency
DPPaul Worrilow, Atl LBFree Agency
D/STPackers D/ST D/STDraft
KBlair Walsh, Min KFree Agency
BenchJoe Flacco, Bal QBDraft
BenchCharles Clay, Buf TEDraft
BenchPanthers D/ST D/STDraft
BenchGreg Jennings, Min WR  PDraft
BenchKendall Wright, Ten WRFree Agency
BenchMychal Rivera, Oak TEFree Agency
BenchKenny Britt, StL WRFree Agency
BenchRoy Helu, Oak RBFree Agency
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BEST DAMN FANTASY OWNER (3-6-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBPhilip Rivers, SD QB  PTrade
RBFred Jackson, Buf RB  PDraft
RBFrank Gore, Ind RBDraft
WRDemaryius Thomas, Den WRDraft
WRA.J. Green, Cin WR  PDraft
WROdell Beckham Jr., NYG WR  PFree Agency
TEOwen Daniels, Den TEFree Agency
FLEXMohamed Sanu, Cin WRFree Agency
FLEXMartavis Bryant, Pit WRFree Agency
DPC.J. Mosley, Bal LB  PFree Agency
D/STLions D/ST D/STFree Agency
KStephen Gostkowski, NE KDraft
BenchCam Newton, Car QBDraft
BenchRyan Mathews, Phi RBDraft
BenchMalcom Floyd, SD WRFree Agency
BenchBears D/ST D/STTrade
BenchBen Tate, Pit RBTrade
BenchDenard Robinson, Jac RBFree Agency
BenchTerrance West, Cle RBFree Agency
BenchShaun Suisham, Pit KFree Agency
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