League Rosters

TEAM JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBDrew Brees, NO QBDraft
RBMontee Ball, Den RBDraft
RBZac Stacy, StL RBDraft
WRRoddy White, Atl WRDraft
WRMike Wallace, Mia WRDraft
WRGolden Tate, Det WRDraft
TEAntonio Gates, SD TEDraft
FLEXSteven Jackson, Atl RB  PDraft
FLEXJoique Bell, Det RBDraft
DPJerrell Freeman, Ind LB  PFree Agency
D/STRavens D/ST D/STDraft
KRobbie Gould, Chi KFree Agency
BenchC.J. Spiller, Buf RBDraft
BenchKendall Wright, Ten WRDraft
BenchDeAndre Hopkins, Hou WRDraft
BenchBroncos D/ST D/STDraft
BenchJames Jones, Oak WRDraft
BenchTony Romo, Dal QBDraft
BenchKenny Stills, NO WR  QDraft
BenchBryce Brown, Buf RBFree Agency
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MR. HAYES CHAWED IN CLASS (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBNick Foles, Phi QBDraft
RBAlfred Morris, Wsh RBDraft
RBAdrian Peterson, Min RBDraft
WRT.Y. Hilton, Ind WRDraft
WRTorrey Smith, Bal WRDraft
WRJordy Nelson, GB WRDraft
TEGreg Olsen, Car TEDraft
FLEXTavon Austin, StL WRDraft
FLEXPierre Garcon, Wsh WRDraft
DPKarlos Dansby, Cle LBDraft
D/STBrowns D/ST D/STDraft
KDan Bailey, Dal KFree Agency
BenchRod Streater, Oak WRDraft
BenchRyan Tannehill, Mia QBDraft
BenchTyler Eifert, Cin TE  PDraft
BenchMiles Austin, Cle WRDraft
BenchTre Mason, StL RBDraft
BenchLeGarrette Blount, Pit RBDraft
BenchMichael Crabtree, SF WRDraft
BenchEagles D/ST D/STFree Agency
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FUCCKK I'M A DAD NOW (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBJay Cutler, Chi QBDraft
RBGiovani Bernard, Cin RBDraft
RBMatt Forte, Chi RBDraft
WRKeenan Allen, SD WRDraft
WRCordarrelle Patterson, Min WRDraft
WRBrandon Marshall, Chi WRDraft
TEJason Witten, Dal TEDraft
FLEXKelvin Benjamin, Car WRDraft
FLEXRashad Jennings, NYG RBDraft
DPDerrick Johnson, KC LBFree Agency
D/STChiefs D/ST D/STDraft
KJustin Tucker, Bal KFree Agency
BenchAndre Williams, NYG RBDraft
BenchLadarius Green, SD TEDraft
BenchSteelers D/ST D/STDraft
BenchJordan Reed, Wsh TE  PDraft
BenchKhiry Robinson, NO RBDraft
BenchJulian Edelman, NE WRDraft
BenchMatt Ryan, Atl QBDraft
BenchColts D/ST D/STFree Agency
IRNaVorro Bowman*, SF LB  ODraft
IRMarvin Jones*, Cin WR  ODraft
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NIZZLE GRIZZLE NATION (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBTom Brady, NE QBDraft
RBBishop Sankey, Ten RBDraft
RBBen Tate, Cle RBDraft
WRWes Welker, Den WR  QDraft
WRJulio Jones, Atl WRDraft
WRCalvin Johnson, Det WRDraft
TEJulius Thomas, Den TEDraft
FLEXBrandin Cooks, NO WRDraft
FLEXCecil Shorts, Jac WR  PDraft
DPPaul Posluszny, Jac LB  QDraft
D/STBills D/ST D/STDraft
KShayne Graham, NO KFree Agency
BenchZach Ertz, Phi TEDraft
BenchRobert Griffin III, Wsh QBDraft
BenchRay Rice, Bal RB  SSPDDraft
BenchHarry Douglas, Atl WRFree Agency
BenchJustin Hunter, Ten WRFree Agency
BenchRobert Woods, Buf WRFree Agency
BenchJeremy Hill, Cin RBFree Agency
BenchTim Wright, NE TEFree Agency
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STAFFORD INFECTION (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBMatthew Stafford, Det QBDraft
RBChris Johnson, NYJ RBDraft
RBMarshawn Lynch, Sea RBFree Agency
WRLarry Fitzgerald, Ari WRDraft
WRAlshon Jeffery, Chi WRDraft
WRDez Bryant, Dal WRDraft
TEKyle Rudolph, Min TEDraft
FLEXAndre Ellington, Ari RBDraft
FLEXTrent Richardson, Ind RBDraft
DPBobby Wagner, Sea LB  PFree Agency
D/STCardinals D/ST D/STDraft
KPhil Dawson, SF KFree Agency
BenchShonn Greene, Ten RB  PDraft
BenchAaron Dobson, NE WRDraft
BenchAnquan Boldin, SF WRDraft
BenchTerrance Williams, Dal WRDraft
BenchChris Ivory, NYJ RBDraft
BenchEli Manning, NYG QBDraft
BenchBernard Pierce, Bal RB  PDraft
BenchJonathan Dwyer, Ari RBFree Agency
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EDDIE AND THE MEATBALL... (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAndrew Luck, Ind QBDraft
RBReggie Bush, Det RBDraft
RBEddie Lacy, GB RBDraft
WRRiley Cooper, Phi WRDraft
WRPercy Harvin, Sea WRDraft
WRAndre Johnson, Hou WRDraft
TEJimmy Graham, NO TEDraft
FLEXKnowshon Moreno, Mia RBDraft
FLEXEmmanuel Sanders, Den WRDraft
DPLavonte David, TB LBDraft
D/STPatriots D/ST D/STDraft
KAdam Vinatieri, Ind KDraft
BenchCoby Fleener, Ind TEDraft
BenchRoy Helu, Wsh RBDraft
BenchJames Starks, GB RBDraft
BenchPhilip Rivers, SD QBDraft
BenchHakeem Nicks, Ind WRDraft
BenchStevan Ridley, NE RBDraft
BenchReggie Wayne, Ind WRDraft
BenchAhmad Bradshaw, Ind RBFree Agency
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SECOND STRING (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBColin Kaepernick, SF QBDraft
RBJamaal Charles, KC RB  PDraft
RBDoug Martin, TB RBDraft
WREric Decker, NYJ WRDraft
WRJeremy Maclin, Phi WRDraft
WRVictor Cruz, NYG WRDraft
TEVernon Davis, SF TEDraft
FLEXRob Gronkowski, NE TE  PDraft
FLEXDeMarco Murray, Dal RBDraft
DPVon Miller, Den LBDraft
D/STRams D/ST D/STDraft
KSteven Hauschka, Sea KDraft
BenchEddie Royal, SD WRDraft
BenchJarrett Boykin, GB WRDraft
BenchDarren McFadden, Oak RBDraft
BenchRussell Wilson, Sea QBDraft
BenchBengals D/ST D/STDraft
BenchDarren Sproles, Phi RBDraft
BenchSteve Smith, Bal WRDraft
BenchSteve Johnson, SF WRDraft
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BITCHES WHO LOVE SKOAL (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAaron Rodgers, GB QBDraft
RBShane Vereen, NE RBDraft
RBLeSean McCoy, Phi RB  PDraft
WRSammy Watkins, Buf WR  PDraft
WRDeSean Jackson, Wsh WRDraft
WRAntonio Brown, Pit WRDraft
TEJordan Cameron, Cle TE  PDraft
FLEXPierre Thomas, NO RBDraft
FLEXDeAngelo Williams, Car RBDraft
DPLuke Kuechly, Car LB  PDraft
D/ST49ers D/ST D/STDraft
KNick Novak, SD KFree Agency
BenchAndy Dalton, Cin QBDraft
BenchMike Evans, TB WRDraft
BenchBen Roethlisberger, Pit QBDraft
BenchDwayne Bowe, KC WR  SSPDDraft
BenchEric Ebron, Det TEDraft
BenchJordan Matthews, Phi WRFree Agency
BenchEJ Manuel, Buf QBFree Agency
BenchDevonta Freeman, Atl RBFree Agency
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WHAAAA CHANGING NAMES ... (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBPeyton Manning, Den QBDraft
RBLe'Veon Bell, Pit RBDraft
RBArian Foster, Hou RBDraft
WRDanny Amendola, NE WRDraft
WRVincent Jackson, TB WRDraft
WRRandall Cobb, GB WRDraft
TECharles Clay, Mia TE  PDraft
FLEXToby Gerhart, Jac RBDraft
FLEXMichael Floyd, Ari WRDraft
DPPatrick Willis, SF LB  PDraft
D/STPanthers D/ST D/STDraft
KMason Crosby, GB KDraft
BenchJordan Todman, Jac RBDraft
BenchJoe Flacco, Bal QBDraft
BenchPackers D/ST D/STDraft
BenchGreg Jennings, Min WRDraft
BenchDanny Woodhead, SD RBDraft
BenchMaurice Jones-Drew, Oak RBDraft
BenchLamar Miller, Mia RBFree Agency
BenchMartellus Bennett, Chi TEFree Agency
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I HAVE ALL-DAY YOU DONT (0-0)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBCam Newton, Car QB  PDraft
RBFred Jackson, Buf RBDraft
RBRyan Mathews, SD RBDraft
WRRueben Randle, NYG WRDraft
WRDemaryius Thomas, Den WRDraft
WRA.J. Green, Cin WRDraft
TEDennis Pitta, Bal TEDraft
FLEXMarques Colston, NO WRDraft
FLEXFrank Gore, SF RBDraft
DPVontaze Burfict, Cin LB  PDraft
D/STSeahawks D/ST D/STDraft
KStephen Gostkowski, NE KDraft
BenchKenbrell Thompkins, NE WRDraft
BenchAndrew Hawkins, Cle WRDraft
BenchDonald Brown, SD RBDraft
BenchBrian Hartline, Mia WRDraft
BenchCarlos Hyde, SF RBDraft
BenchMohamed Sanu, Cin WRFree Agency
BenchCorey Washington, NYG WRFree Agency
BenchMikel Leshoure, Det RBFree Agency
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