League Rosters

LOLOLOL WHATSA FOOTBALL? (8-4-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAaron Rodgers, GB QB  QDraft
RBArian Foster, Hou RB  PDraft
RBTrent Richardson, Ind RBDraft
WRAndre Johnson, Hou WR  PDraft
WRDeSean Jackson, Wsh WRDraft
TEJulius Thomas, Den TE  PDraft
FLEXT.Y. Hilton, Ind WR  QFree Agency
D/STColts D/ST D/STFree Agency
KSteven Hauschka, Sea KDraft
BenchJulian Edelman, NE WR  QDraft
BenchColin Kaepernick, SF QBDraft
BenchKhiry Robinson, NO RBDraft
BenchJames Jones, Oak WRFree Agency
BenchChris Johnson, NYJ RBFree Agency
BenchMiles Austin*, Cle WR  IRFree Agency
BenchCowboys D/ST D/STFree Agency

DAVE AND HIS BART-HOES (6-6-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBMatthew Stafford, Det QBDraft
RBMarshawn Lynch, Sea RB  QDraft
RBGiovani Bernard, Cin RBDraft
WREmmanuel Sanders, Den WR  QDraft
WRReggie Wayne, Ind WRFree Agency
TEAndrew Quarless, GB TEFree Agency
FLEXA.J. Green, Cin WR  QDraft
D/STGiants D/ST D/STFree Agency
KRobbie Gould*, Chi K  ODraft
BenchLarry Fitzgerald, Ari WR  PDraft
BenchJason Witten, Dal TEDraft
BenchMaurice Jones-Drew, Oak RBDraft
BenchWes Welker, Den WRDraft
BenchLamar Miller, Mia RBDraft
BenchKnile Davis, KC RBDraft
BenchLorenzo Taliaferro*, Bal RB  IRFree Agency

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!? (6-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBJoe Flacco, Bal QBFree Agency
RBEddie Lacy, GB RBDraft
RBDeMarco Murray, Dal RB  PDraft
WRRoddy White, Atl WR  QDraft
WRMike Wallace, Mia WR  QDraft
TEGreg Olsen, Car TEDraft
FLEXJoique Bell, Det RB  QDraft
D/STTexans D/ST D/STDraft
K 
BenchAlshon Jeffery, Chi WRDraft
BenchBen Tate, Min RBDraft
BenchBernard Pierce, Bal RBDraft
BenchMason Crosby, GB KDraft
BenchAndrew Hawkins, Cle WR  QFree Agency
BenchPatriots D/ST D/STTrade
BenchJulio Jones, Atl WR  QTrade
BenchStephen Gostkowski, NE KTrade

LICK MY BARTHOLE (7-6)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBMark Sanchez, Phi QBFree Agency
RBLeSean McCoy, Phi RBDraft
RBDarren Sproles, Phi RBTrade
WRJordan Matthews, Phi WRFree Agency
WRJeremy Maclin, Phi WRTrade
TEZach Ertz, Phi TETrade
FLEXRiley Cooper, Phi WRTrade
D/STEagles D/ST D/STFree Agency
KCody Parkey, Phi KTrade
BenchNick Foles*, Phi QB  ODraft
BenchChris Polk, Phi RBFree Agency
BenchBrad Smith, Phi WRFree Agency
BenchBrent Celek, Phi TEFree Agency
BenchMatt Barkley, Phi QBFree Agency
BenchCarey Spear, Phi KFree Agency
Bench 

CRAB PEOPLE (3-10)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBBen Roethlisberger, Pit QBDraft
RBChris Ivory, NYJ RBTrade
RBSteven Jackson, Atl RB  QTrade
WRAntonio Brown, Pit WRDraft
WRMarques Colston, NO WRDraft
TEJimmy Graham, NO TEDraft
FLEXRandall Cobb, GB WRDraft
D/STDolphins D/ST D/STFree Agency
KBlair Walsh, Min KDraft
BenchCam Newton, Car QBDraft
BenchMichael Crabtree, SF WR  PDraft
BenchSteve Smith Sr., Bal WRDraft
BenchChargers D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchHeath Miller, Pit TEFree Agency
BenchRoy Helu, Wsh RBFree Agency
BenchDrew Stanton, Ari QB  DFree Agency

TEAM COREY (9-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBRyan Tannehill, Mia QBFree Agency
RBJamaal Charles, KC RB  QDraft
RBJustin Forsett, Bal RBFree Agency
WRDez Bryant, Dal WRDraft
WRJordy Nelson, GB WRDraft
TERob Gronkowski, NE TEDraft
FLEXOdell Beckham Jr., NYG WRFree Agency
D/STBroncos D/ST D/STFree Agency
KMatt Bryant, Atl K  QFree Agency
BenchFred Jackson, Buf RBDraft
BenchSammy Watkins, Buf WRDraft
BenchJosh Gordon, Cle WRFree Agency
BenchBrandon LaFell, NE WR  QFree Agency
BenchBills D/ST D/STFree Agency
BenchAlex Smith, KC QBFree Agency
BenchCharles Clay, Mia TE  QFree Agency

HEY CAN I TOUCH YOUR BUM? (6-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBAndrew Luck, Ind QBDraft
RBMatt Forte, Chi RBDraft
RBJeremy Hill, Cin RBFree Agency
WRGolden Tate, Det WRTrade
WRPierre Garcon, Wsh WRTrade
TEMartellus Bennett, Chi TEDraft
FLEXLe'Veon Bell, Pit RBDraft
D/STPackers D/ST D/STFree Agency
KAdam Vinatieri, Ind KFree Agency
BenchKeenan Allen, SD WR  QDraft
BenchPercy Harvin, NYJ WR  QDraft
BenchRashad Jennings, NYG RB  QDraft
BenchTerrance Williams, Dal WRDraft
BenchMatt Ryan, Atl QBDraft
BenchTerrance West, Cle RBDraft
BenchAntonio Gates, SD TETrade

PASSWORD IS MAITLAND (6-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBPeyton Manning, Den QB  PDraft
RBC.J. Anderson, Den RB  PFree Agency
RBTre Mason, StL RBFree Agency
WRDemaryius Thomas, Den WR  PDraft
WREric Decker, NYJ WRTrade
TEDelanie Walker, Ten TEFree Agency
FLEXAnquan Boldin, SF WRDraft
D/ST49ers D/ST D/STDraft
KPhil Dawson, SF KDraft
BenchVincent Jackson, TB WRDraft
BenchTorrey Smith, Bal WRDraft
BenchShane Vereen, NE RB  QDraft
BenchPhilip Rivers, SD QB  PDraft
BenchLarry Donnell, NYG TEFree Agency
BenchTony Romo, Dal QB  QTrade
BenchBoobie Dixon, Buf RBFree Agency

TOXIC MEGA CUNTS (9-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBDrew Brees, NO QBDraft
RBMatt Asiata, Min RB  PFree Agency
RBDoug Martin, TB RBFree Agency
WRCalvin Johnson, Det WR  QDraft
WRDoug Baldwin, Sea WRFree Agency
TECoby Fleener, Ind TEFree Agency
FLEXMike Evans, TB WRFree Agency
D/STSeahawks D/ST D/STDraft
KDan Carpenter, Buf K  QFree Agency
BenchAlfred Morris, Wsh RBDraft
BenchMichael Floyd, Ari WRDraft
BenchTom Brady, NE QB  PDraft
BenchBrandin Cooks*, NO WR  IRDraft
BenchAndre Williams, NYG RB  QFree Agency
BenchMohamed Sanu, Cin WRFree Agency
BenchDwayne Allen, Ind TE  QFree Agency

MY TEAM SMELLS LIKE FA... (4-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
QBRussell Wilson, Sea QBDraft
RBMark Ingram, NO RBFree Agency
RBIsaiah Crowell, Cle RBFree Agency
WRDeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR  QFree Agency
WRKenny Stills, NO WRFree Agency
TETravis Kelce, KC TEFree Agency
FLEXKelvin Benjamin, Car WRFree Agency
D/STLions D/ST D/STFree Agency
KDan Bailey, Dal KFree Agency
BenchKendall Wright, Ten WRDraft
BenchJay Cutler, Chi QBFree Agency
BenchAdrian Peterson, Min RB  SSPDFree Agency
BenchJonas Gray, NE RB  QFree Agency
BenchMartavis Bryant, Pit WRFree Agency
BenchJonathan Stewart, Car RBFree Agency
BenchDaniel Herron, Ind RBFree Agency