Top Ten Reasons why football is better than sex:|
10. Football doesn't get mad if you drink a beer while
9. Football doesn't get jealous if you watch another
sport on the side.
8. You can record football, and watch it when you are
in the mood.
7. You can take your best buddy with you to a football
game, and not feel weird about it.
6. If a football game is boring, you can leave in the
middle of it without getting yelled at.
5. Football doesn't compare you to other guys that
have watched it.
4. You can watch football in a public place without
fear of being arrested.
3. High fives during sex are considered inappropriate.
2. Two words: Protective cup.
And the number one reason why football is better than sex....
1. You can't create your own fantasy woman for thirty
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