League Rosters

BRUNOS LESBIAN BARBER... (10-11)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FRadim Vrbata, Van RWFree Agency
CHenrik Sedin, Van CDraft
CKyle Turris, Ott CFree Agency
LWNazem Kadri, Tor C, LWFree Agency
LWMason Raymond, Cgy LW, RWFree Agency
RWAlex Ovechkin, Wsh RWDraft
RWT.J. Oshie, StL RWFree Agency
DP.K. Subban, Mon DDraft
DMike Green*, Wsh D  ODraft
DAlex Pietrangelo, StL DDraft
DBrian Campbell, Fla DDraft
DErik Johnson, Col DFree Agency
UTILJordan Eberle, Edm RWDraft
GCorey Crawford, Chi GTrade
GAntti Raanta, Chi GFree Agency
BenchZach Parise, Min LWDraft
BenchNicklas Backstrom, Wsh CDraft
BenchJoffrey Lupul*, Tor LW, RW  ODraft
BenchJay Bouwmeester, StL DFree Agency

MIKEB'S SWIFT KNEE (6-12-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FEvgeni Malkin, Pit C, RWDraft
CPatrice Bergeron, Bos CDraft
CMike Richards, LA CFree Agency
LWTomas Hertl, SJ C, LWDraft
LWMilan Lucic*, Bos LW  ODraft
RWPatrick Kane, Chi RWDraft
RWBobby Ryan*, Ott RW  ODraft
DShea Weber, Nsh DDraft
DNiklas Kronwall, Det DDraft
DSeth Jones, Nsh DDraft
DPaul Martin, Pit DFree Agency
DKevin Bieksa, Van DFree Agency
UTILKyle Okposo*, NYI RW  OFree Agency
GMike Smith, Pho GFree Agency
GBen Bishop*, TB G  OFree Agency
BenchPekka Rinne, Nsh GDraft
BenchNathan MacKinnon, Col C, RWDraft
BenchJiri Hudler, Cgy RWFree Agency
BenchBryan Little, Wpg CFree Agency

TOUGH MUFFINS (12-8-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FEvander Kane, Wpg LWDraft
CSidney Crosby*, Pit C  ODraft
CRyan O'Reilly, Col C, LWFree Agency
LWJames van Riemsdyk, Tor LWDraft
LWBrandon Saad, Chi LWDraft
RWBlake Wheeler, Wpg RWFree Agency
RWJarome Iginla, Col RWFree Agency
DDustin Byfuglien*, Wpg D, RW  ODraft
DDrew Doughty, LA DDraft
DBrent Seabrook, Chi DDraft
DMatt Niskanen, Wsh DFree Agency
DJustin Braun, SJ DFree Agency
UTILRyan Nugent-Hopkins, Edm CFree Agency
GJaroslav Halak, NYI GDraft
GKari Lehtonen, Dal GFree Agency
BenchPavel Datsyuk*, Det C  ODraft
BenchSemyon Varlamov, Col G  DTDFree Agency
BenchAlexander Steen, StL LW, CFree Agency
BenchNiklas Hjalmarsson, Chi DFree Agency

RIGHT KNEE AND SPAGS'... (5-15-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FBrad Richards, Chi C, LWDraft
CSteven Stamkos, TB CDraft
CJason Spezza, Dal CDraft
LWHenrik Zetterberg*, Det C, LW  ODraft
LWAndrew Ladd*, Wpg LW  ODraft
RWMartin St. Louis, NYR RWDraft
RWDerek Stepan, NYR C, RWDraft
DCody Franson, Tor DDraft
DJustin Schultz, Edm DDraft
DMark Streit, Phi DDraft
DJohn Carlson, Wsh DDraft
DMarek Zidlicky, NJ DDraft
UTILSean Monahan, Cgy CFree Agency
GMarc-Andre Fleury, Pit GDraft
GJonathan Quick*, LA G  OFree Agency
BenchDan Boyle, NYR DDraft
BenchMatt Moulson, Buf LW  DTDDraft
BenchRyan Callahan, TB RWDraft
BenchVincent Lecavalier, Phi C, RWDraft

2 FOR 1 BJS BY BRUNO (12-7-2)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FMax Pacioretty, Mon LWDraft
CClaude Giroux, Phi CDraft
CLogan Couture*, SJ C  ODraft
LWChris Kunitz, Pit LWDraft
LWDaniel Sedin, Van LW  DTDDraft
RWPhil Kessel, Tor RWDraft
RWJakub Voracek, Phi RW, LWDraft
DDion Phaneuf, Tor DDraft
DKeith Yandle, Pho DDraft
DTobias Enstrom, Wpg DDraft
DJames Wisniewski, Cls DDraft
DAlexander Edler, Van DDraft
UTILJoe Pavelski, SJ RW, CDraft
GAntti Niemi, SJ GDraft
GNiklas Backstrom*, Min G  ODraft
BenchTeddy Purcell, Edm RWDraft
BenchMikko Koivu, Min CDraft
BenchSlava Voynov, LA DDraft
BenchScott Hartnell, Cls LWDraft

HARD AS MARSHMALOWS (6-15)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FJohn Tavares, NYI CDraft
CMatt Duchene, Col CDraft
CTomas Plekanec, Mon CFree Agency
LWPatrick Sharp, Chi LWDraft
LWDustin Brown, LA LWDraft
RWJaromir Jagr, NJ RWFree Agency
RWJustin Williams, LA RWFree Agency
DErik Karlsson, Ott DDraft
DAndrei Markov, Mon DDraft
DDuncan Keith, Chi DDraft
DJason Garrison, TB DFree Agency
DOliver Ekman-Larsson, Pho DFree Agency
UTILDavid Backes*, StL C  ODraft
GOndrej Pavelec, Wpg GFree Agency
GJosh Harding*, Min G  OFree Agency
BenchAnze Kopitar, LA CDraft
BenchGabriel Landeskog, Col LWDraft
BenchJonas Brodin, Min DFree Agency
BenchDaniel Alfredsson, Det RWFree Agency

BRUNO LIES LIKE A RUG (14-7)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FDavid Krejci, Bos CDraft
CEric Staal, Car CFree Agency
CPatrik Elias, NJ LW, CFree Agency
LWTaylor Hall, Edm LW, CFree Agency
LWDavid Perron*, Edm LW  OFree Agency
RWJason Pominville, Min RWDraft
RWJeff Carter, LA LW, C, RWFree Agency
DRyan Suter, Min DDraft
DZdeno Chara, Bos D  DTDDraft
DTorey Krug, Bos DFree Agency
DKevin Shattenkirk, StL DFree Agency
DAndy Greene, NJ DFree Agency
UTILRick Nash, NYR LW, RWFree Agency
GTuukka Rask, Bos GDraft
GRyan Miller, Van GFree Agency
BenchJonathan Toews, Chi CDraft
BenchThomas Vanek, Min LW, RWFree Agency
BenchReilly Smith, Bos RWFree Agency
BenchBrad Marchand, Bos LWFree Agency

MRBRUNOSADOPTED ASAIN SON (15-5-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
FRyan Getzlaf*, Ana C  ODraft
CTyler Seguin, Dal C, RWDraft
CJoe Thornton, SJ CDraft
LWJamie Benn, Dal LW, CDraft
LWPatrick Marleau, SJ LWDraft
RWMarian Hossa, Chi RWDraft
RWBrendan Gallagher, Mon RWFree Agency
DKris Letang*, Pit D  ODraft
DJack Johnson, Cls DDraft
DMatt Carle, TB DDraft
DMarc-Edouard Vlasic*, SJ D  OFree Agency
DKris Russell, Cgy DFree Agency
UTILCorey Perry, Ana RWDraft
GHenrik Lundqvist, NYR GDraft
GCraig Anderson, Ott GDraft
BenchJames Neal, Nsh LW, RWDraft
BenchRoberto Luongo, Fla GDraft
BenchCarey Price*, Mon G  ODraft
BenchJohan Franzen, Det RW, CDraft