League Rosters

STICK IT IN HER BUCHHOLZ
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJonathan Lucroy, Mil CFree Agency
1BMatt Adams, StL 1BFree Agency
2BJose Altuve, Hou 2BTrade
3BJosh Harrison, Pit OF, 2B, 3BFree Agency
SSAlexei Ramirez, CWS SSTrade
OFCarlos Gomez, Mil OFDraft
OFJosh Hamilton, LAA OF, DHDraft
OFAndrew McCutchen, Pit OFTrade
UTILAlex Rios, Tex OF  DTDDraft
UTILScooter Gennett, Mil 2BFree Agency
UTILCorey Dickerson, Col OFFree Agency
SPAdam Wainwright, StL SP PPDraft
SPChris Sale, CWS SP PPDraft
SPClayton Kershaw, LAD SPTrade
SPJenrry Mejia, NYM SP, RPFree Agency
SPHisashi Iwakuma, Sea SPTrade
RPJonathan Papelbon, Phi RPTrade
RPGlen Perkins, Min RPFree Agency
BenchTim Hudson, SF SPTrade
Bench 
Bench 
DLGeorge Springer*, Hou OF  DL15Free Agency

WAKA FLOCKA PJ
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CDevin Mesoraco, Cin CFree Agency
1BJose Abreu, CWS 1B, DHDraft
2BDee Gordon, LAD SS, 2BFree Agency
3BEvan Longoria, TB 3BDraft
SSHanley Ramirez, LAD SSDraft
OFJose Bautista, Tor OF, 1B, DHDraft
OFGiancarlo Stanton, Mia OFDraft
OFCharlie Blackmon, Col OFFree Agency
UTILBilly Hamilton, Cin OFFree Agency
UTILMarcell Ozuna, Mia OFFree Agency
UTILCurtis Granderson, NYM OFFree Agency
SPJered Weaver, LAA SPDraft
SPCole Hamels, Phi SPDraft
SPJohnny Cueto, Cin SPDraft
SPScott Kazmir, Oak SPFree Agency
SPGarrett Richards, LAA SP, RPFree Agency
RPJoe Nathan, Det RPDraft
RPHuston Street, LAA RPFree Agency
BenchBrandon Phillips*, Cin 2B  DL15Draft
BenchMichael Wacha*, StL SP  DL60Draft
BenchJason Grilli, LAA RPFree Agency
DL 

MASAHIRO AND NAGASAKI
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CEvan Gattis, Atl C, OFFree Agency
1BFreddie Freeman, Atl 1BDraft
2BJason Kipnis, Cle 2BDraft
3BLonnie Chisenhall, Cle 3B, 1B, DHFree Agency
SSStarlin Castro, ChC SSDraft
OFJustin Upton, Atl OFDraft
OFYoenis Cespedes, Bos OF, DHDraft
OFMatt Holliday, StL OFDraft
UTILElvis Andrus, Tex SSDraft
UTILNeil Walker, Pit 2BFree Agency
UTILGregory Polanco, Pit OFTrade
SPJordan Zimmermann, Wsh SPDraft
SPMatt Garza, Mil SPDraft
SPSonny Gray, Oak SP PPDraft
SPCorey Kluber, Cle SPFree Agency
SPDallas Keuchel, Hou SP, RPFree Agency
RPAroldis Chapman, Cin RP  DTDDraft
RPFrancisco Rodriguez, Mil RPFree Agency
BenchStarling Marte*, Pit OF  DL7Draft
BenchAsdrubal Cabrera, Wsh SSDraft
BenchJosh Willingham, Min OF, DHFree Agency
DLMasahiro Tanaka*, NYY SP  DL15Draft

WILTON HONEYBADGERS
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CDerek Norris, Oak CFree Agency
1BPaul Goldschmidt, Ari 1BTrade
2BDaniel Murphy, NYM 2BFree Agency
3BCasey McGehee, Mia 1B, 3BFree Agency
SSErick Aybar, LAA SSFree Agency
OFNelson Cruz, Bal OF, DHFree Agency
OFMichael Brantley, Cle OFFree Agency
OFMarlon Byrd, Phi OFFree Agency
UTILJustin Morneau, Col 1BFree Agency
UTILAdam LaRoche, Wsh 1BFree Agency
UTILLucas Duda, NYM OF, 1BFree Agency
SPDavid Price, Det SPDraft
SPJames Shields, KC SPDraft
SPAnibal Sanchez, Det SPDraft
SPMark Buehrle, Tor SPFree Agency
SPAlfredo Simon, Cin RP, SPFree Agency
RPTrevor Rosenthal, StL RPDraft
RPRafael Soriano, Wsh RPFree Agency
BenchMatt Carpenter, StL 2B, 3BTrade
BenchBen Zobrist, TB 2B, SS, OFFree Agency
BenchKhris Davis, Mil OFFree Agency
DL 

I WILL BEAT JAMES THIEL
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBuster Posey, SF C, 1BTrade
1BAlbert Pujols, LAA 1B, DHDraft
2BDustin Pedroia, Bos 2BDraft
3BAnthony Rendon, Wsh 2B, 3BFree Agency
SSJhonny Peralta, StL SSFree Agency
OFBryce Harper, Wsh OFDraft
OFMelky Cabrera, Tor OFFree Agency
OFMichael Morse, SF OF, 1BFree Agency
UTILMike Trout, LAA OFDraft
UTILBrian Dozier, Min 2B  DTDDraft
UTILShin-Soo Choo, Tex OF, DHFree Agency
SPYu Darvish, Tex SPDraft
SPChris Tillman, Bal SPFree Agency
SPC.J. Wilson*, LAA SP  DL15Trade
SPJulio Teheran, Atl SPTrade
SPJon Lester, Oak SPTrade
RPKenley Jansen, LAD RPTrade
RPSteve Cishek, Mia RPTrade
BenchNolan Arenado, Col 3BDraft
BenchChris Archer, TB SPFree Agency
BenchJeff Samardzija, Oak SPFree Agency
DLAngel Pagan*, SF OF  DL15Free Agency

2 IN THE POSEY 1 IN TH...
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJarrod Saltalamacchia, Mia CDraft
1BMike Napoli, Bos 1BFree Agency
2BRobinson Cano, Sea 2BDraft
3BDavid Wright, NYM 3BDraft
SSTroy Tulowitzki*, Col SS  DL15Draft
OFYasiel Puig, LAD OFDraft
OFJason Heyward, Atl OF  DTDDraft
OFBrett Gardner, NYY OFDraft
UTILDavid Ortiz, Bos DHDraft
UTILPablo Sandoval, SF 3BDraft
UTILAramis Ramirez, Mil 3BFree Agency
SPStephen Strasburg, Wsh SPDraft
SPJustin Verlander, Det SP PPDraft
SPDan Haren, LAD SP PPDraft
SPTyson Ross, SD SP, RPFree Agency
SPLance Lynn, StL SPFree Agency
RPCraig Kimbrel, Atl RPDraft
RPMark Melancon, Pit RPFree Agency
BenchJoey Votto*, Cin 1B  DL15Draft
BenchChristian Yelich, Mia OFDraft
BenchBrandon Crawford, SF SSFree Agency
DLJoe Mauer*, Min C, 1B, DH  DL15Draft

JOSH HAMILTOES
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CMiguel Montero, Ari CDraft
1BAdrian Gonzalez, LAD 1BDraft
2BHowie Kendrick, LAA 2BDraft
3BMiguel Cabrera, Det 3B, 1B, DHDraft
SSJose Reyes, Tor SSDraft
OFAllen Craig, Bos 1B, OFDraft
OFMatt Kemp, LAD OFDraft
OFShane Victorino, Bos OF  DTDDraft
UTILJason Castro, Hou C, DHDraft
UTILVictor Martinez, Det DH, 1BDraft
UTILWilson Ramos, Wsh CDraft
SPMax Scherzer, Det SPDraft
SPFelix Hernandez, Sea SPDraft
SPMadison Bumgarner, SF SPDraft
SPTim Lincecum, SF SPDraft
SPAlex Cobb, TB SPDraft
RPKoji Uehara, Bos RPDraft
RPDavid Robertson, NYY RPDraft
BenchAndrelton Simmons, Atl SSDraft
BenchTorii Hunter, Det OFDraft
BenchAdam Lind*, Tor 1B, DH  DL15Draft
DL 

FISTER 'TIL SHE'S LOHSE
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CA.J. Pierzynski, StL CDraft
1BMark Teixeira, NYY 1BDraft
2BIan Kinsler, Det 2BDraft
3BJosh Donaldson, Oak 3BDraft
SSJean Segura, Mil SSDraft
OFCarlos Gonzalez, Col OFDraft
OFRyan Braun, Mil OFDraft
OFHunter Pence, SF OFDraft
UTILPedro Alvarez, Pit 3BDraft
UTILBrandon Belt*, SF 1B  DL7Draft
UTILTodd Frazier, Cin 3B, 1BDraft
SPJose Fernandez*, Mia SP  DL60Draft
SPZack Greinke, LAD SPDraft
SPDoug Fister, Wsh SP PPDraft
SPR.A. Dickey, Tor SPDraft
SPHyun-Jin Ryu, LAD SPDraft
RPGreg Holland, KC RPDraft
RPGrant Balfour, TB RPDraft
BenchJacoby Ellsbury, NYY OFDraft
BenchRyan Howard, Phi 1BDraft
BenchJedd Gyorko, SD 2BDraft
DL 

LAX BRO
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CSalvador Perez, KC CDraft
1BChris Davis, Bal 1B  DTDDraft
2BChase Utley, Phi 2BDraft
3BAdrian Beltre, Tex 3BDraft
SSXander Bogaerts, Bos 3B, SSDraft
OFAdam Jones, Bal OFDraft
OFDesmond Jennings, TB OFDraft
OFCoco Crisp, Oak OF, DH  DTDDraft
UTILMark Reynolds, Mil 1B, 3B, DHDraft
UTILEdwin Encarnacion*, Tor 1B, DH  DL15Draft
UTILJustin Smoak, Sea 1BDraft
SPHomer Bailey, Cin SPDraft
SPMat Latos, Cin SP PPDraft
SPClay Buchholz, Bos SPFree Agency
SPCC Sabathia*, NYY SP  DL60Trade
SPDanny Salazar, Cle SP PPTrade
RPTyler Clippard, Wsh RPTrade
RP 
BenchBrandon Moss, Oak 1B, OFDraft
BenchCarlos Santana, Cle C, 1B, 3B, DHTrade
BenchJimmy Rollins, Phi SSTrade
BenchKyle Lohse, Mil SPFree Agency
DL 

ROLLIE FINGERS YOUR MOM
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CAlex Avila, Det CFree Agency
1BAnthony Rizzo, ChC 1BDraft
2BDan Uggla, SF 2BFree Agency
3B 
SS 
OFJayson Werth, Wsh OFDraft
OFAlfonso Soriano, NYY OF, DHDraft
OFAustin Jackson, Sea OFFree Agency
UTILBrett Lawrie*, Tor 3B, 2B  DL15Draft
UTILJohn Jaso, Oak C, DHFree Agency
UTIL 
SPIvan Nova*, NYY SP  DL60Free Agency
SPIan Kennedy, SD SP  DTDFree Agency
SPFelix Doubront*, ChC SP, RP  DL15Free Agency
SP 
SP 
RPAddison Reed, Ari RPDraft
RPFernando Rodney, Sea RPFree Agency
BenchWill Middlebrooks*, Bos 3B  DL15Draft
BenchBrett Oberholtzer, Hou SPFree Agency
BenchAaron Hill, Ari 2BTrade
BenchKyle Seager, Sea 3BTrade
BenchAdam Dunn, CWS 1B, DHTrade
BenchFrancisco Liriano, Pit SPTrade
BenchJake Peavy, SF SPTrade
BenchIan Desmond, Wsh SSTrade
DL