League Rosters

KAPTAIN KOCK (6-8)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CRussell Martin, Pit CDraft
1BJose Bautista, Tor OF, 1B, DHTrade
2BJose Altuve, Hou 2BTrade
3BMiguel Cabrera, Det 3B, 1B, DHTrade
SSDanny Santana, Min SS, OFFree Agency
OFMelky Cabrera*, Tor OF  DL15Draft
OFChris Carter, Hou 1B, OF, DHFree Agency
OFJason Heyward, Atl OFFree Agency
UTILAndrew McCutchen, Pit OFTrade
SPStephen Strasburg, Wsh SPFree Agency
RPChris Capuano, NYY SP, RPFree Agency
RP 
BenchKoji Uehara, Bos RPDraft
BenchTyson Ross, SD SP, RPDraft
BenchCorey Kluber, Cle SPFree Agency
BenchTanner Roark, Wsh SP, RPTrade
BenchBrandon Moss, Oak 1B, OF, DHTrade
BenchSonny Gray, Oak SPTrade
BenchTodd Frazier, Cin 3B, 1BTrade
BenchBrett Gardner, NYY OFFree Agency
BenchMatt Shoemaker, LAA SP, RP  DTDFree Agency
BenchSteve Cishek, Mia RPFree Agency
BenchDavid Price, Det SP PPFree Agency
BenchMichael Cuddyer, Col OF, 1BFree Agency
BenchCarlos Carrasco, Cle SP, RP PPFree Agency
DLYadier Molina, StL CDraft
DLHanley Ramirez, LAD SS  DTDDraft
DL 

CLEVELAND STEAMERS (2-12)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CChris Iannetta, LAA CFree Agency
1BAdam Dunn, Oak 1B, DHFree Agency
2BMike Aviles, Cle 3B, 2B, SS, OFFree Agency
3BChris Johnson, Atl 3BFree Agency
SSJean Segura, Mil SSFree Agency
OFAlfonso Soriano, FA OF, DHFree Agency
OFDenard Span, Wsh OFTrade
OF 
UTILAlberto Callaspo, Oak 3B, 1B, 2B, DHFree Agency
SPChris Archer, TB SPTrade
RPAlfredo Simon, Cin RP, SPFree Agency
RPCasey Janssen, Tor RPFree Agency
BenchDoug Fister, Wsh SPDraft
BenchHisashi Iwakuma, Sea SPDraft
BenchDan Haren, LAD SPDraft
BenchJason Vargas, KC SPFree Agency
BenchRobbie Ross, Tex RP, SPFree Agency
BenchTim Lincecum, SF SPTrade
BenchFranklin Morales, Col RP, SPFree Agency
BenchAaron Harang, Atl SPFree Agency
BenchGarrett Jones, Mia 1B, OFFree Agency
BenchBruce Billings, NYY RPFree Agency
BenchYusmeiro Petit, SF SP, RPFree Agency
BenchB.J. Upton, Atl OFFree Agency
BenchLonnie Chisenhall, Cle 3B, 1B, DHTrade
BenchBrandon Workman, Bos RP, SPTrade
DLMark Trumbo, Ari 1B, OFDraft
DLEmilio Bonifacio, Atl 2B, OFFree Agency
DL 

BHUD IS GAY (5-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJason Castro, Hou C, DHDraft
1BJose Abreu, CWS 1B, DHDraft
2BJason Kipnis, Cle 2BDraft
3BMatt Dominguez, Hou 3BFree Agency
SSZack Cozart, Cin SSDraft
OFMike Trout, LAA OFDraft
OFAlex Rios, Tex OF, DH  DTDDraft
OFGiancarlo Stanton, Mia OF  DTDDraft
UTILCarlos Gomez, Mil OFDraft
SPMadison Bumgarner, SF SP PPTrade
RPKenley Jansen, LAD RPDraft
RPJonathan Papelbon, Phi RP  SSPDDraft
BenchAnthony Rizzo, ChC 1BDraft
BenchBen Revere, Phi OFDraft
BenchBilly Butler, KC DH, 1BDraft
BenchRyan Howard, Phi 1BDraft
BenchAnibal Sanchez*, Det SP  DL15Draft
BenchMike Minor, Atl SPDraft
BenchTyler Clippard, Wsh RPDraft
BenchCole Hamels, Phi SP PPDraft
BenchMatt Garza, Mil SPDraft
BenchAdeiny Hechavarria, Mia SS  DTDFree Agency
BenchWade Miley, Ari SPFree Agency
BenchA.J. Burnett, Phi SPFree Agency
BenchLuis Valbuena, ChC 3B, 2BFree Agency
DLAramis Ramirez, Mil 3BDraft
DLGio Gonzalez, Wsh SP PPDraft
DL 

NOV'S WINGMAN (5-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CAlex Avila, Det C  DTDFree Agency
1B 
2BScooter Gennett, Mil 2BFree Agency
3B 
SSJ.J. Hardy, Bal SSTrade
OFNick Markakis, Bal OFTrade
OFCoco Crisp, Oak OF, DHFree Agency
OF 
UTILPablo Sandoval, SF 3BFree Agency
SP 
RPSergio Romo, SF RPDraft
RPAddison Reed, Ari RPFree Agency
BenchCliff Lee*, Phi SP  DL60Draft
BenchFrancisco Liriano, Pit SP PPTrade
BenchLance Lynn, StL SPFree Agency
BenchGrady Sizemore, Phi OFFree Agency
BenchMatt Cain*, SF SP  DL60Trade
BenchCarlos Santana, Cle C, 1B, 3B, DHFree Agency
BenchYordano Ventura, KC SP PPTrade
BenchBud Norris, Bal SP PPFree Agency
BenchJake Peavy, SF SPFree Agency
BenchJay Bruce, Cin OFFree Agency
BenchStarling Marte, Pit OFFree Agency
BenchChris Tillman, Bal SPFree Agency
BenchMatt Kemp, LAD OFTrade
BenchEdinson Volquez, Pit SPTrade
BenchHiroki Kuroda, NYY SPTrade
BenchAllen Craig, Bos 1B, OFTrade
BenchChase Headley, NYY 3BTrade
DLShane Victorino*, Bos OF  DL60Trade
DLCarl Crawford, LAD OFFree Agency
DL 

NIGGA NIGGA CHICKEN (8-6)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CMiguel Montero, Ari CDraft
1BEric Hosmer, KC 1BDraft
2BMatt Carpenter, StL 2B, 3BTrade
3B 
SSElvis Andrus, Tex SSDraft
OFHunter Pence, SF OFDraft
OFJacoby Ellsbury, NYY OFTrade
OFKhris Davis, Mil OFFree Agency
UTILBrock Holt, Bos 3B, 2B, SS, OF  DTDFree Agency
SPCharlie Morton, Pit SPFree Agency
RPAroldis Chapman, Cin RPDraft
RPGreg Holland, KC RPTrade
BenchEvan Longoria, TB 3BDraft
BenchMat Latos, Cin SP  DTDDraft
BenchFernando Rodney, Sea RPDraft
BenchJohn Lackey, StL SPFree Agency
BenchJames Shields, KC SPTrade
BenchGerardo Parra, Mil OFFree Agency
BenchBrandon Belt, SF 1BFree Agency
BenchJosh Collmenter, Ari RP, SPFree Agency
BenchJohnny Cueto, Cin SPTrade
BenchSeth Smith, SD OF, DH  DTDFree Agency
BenchErvin Santana, Atl SPTrade
BenchBrandon Crawford, SF SSFree Agency
BenchDavid Ortiz, Bos DH  DTDTrade
BenchDavid Wright, NYM 3B  DTDTrade
DLGerrit Cole, Pit SPDraft
DL 
DL 

ALL SWAG NO LAG (5-9)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CWilin Rosario, Col CFree Agency
1B 
2B 
3BRyan Zimmerman*, Wsh 3B, OF  DL15Trade
SSChris Owings, Ari SS, 2BFree Agency
OFShin-Soo Choo*, Tex OF, DH  DL60Draft
OFMarcell Ozuna, Mia OFFree Agency
OFMichael Morse, SF OF, 1B  DTDTrade
UTILYangervis Solarte, SD OF, 2B, 3BFree Agency
SP 
RPTrevor Rosenthal, StL RPDraft
RPJason Grilli, LAA RPDraft
BenchCharlie Blackmon, Col OFFree Agency
BenchCasey McGehee, Mia 1B, 3BFree Agency
BenchDaniel Murphy, NYM 2BFree Agency
BenchYan Gomes, Cle CFree Agency
BenchBilly Hamilton, Cin OFTrade
BenchNick Castellanos, Det OF, 3B  DTDFree Agency
BenchAdrian Gonzalez, LAD 1BTrade
BenchJonathon Niese, NYM SPTrade
BenchBen Zobrist, TB 2B, SS, OFTrade
BenchYovani Gallardo, Mil SPTrade
BenchJustin Morneau, Col 1BTrade
BenchJames Loney, TB 1BTrade
BenchNeil Walker, Pit 2BTrade
BenchR.A. Dickey, Tor SPTrade
BenchChase Utley, Phi 2BTrade
BenchCarlos Martinez, StL RP, SPTrade
DL 
DL 
DL 

TEAM MASTER BATTERS (1-13)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CKurt Suzuki, Min CFree Agency
1B 
2B 
3B 
SSJhonny Peralta, StL SSTrade
OFNick Swisher*, Cle 1B, OF, DH  DL15Draft
OF 
OF 
UTILDesmond Jennings, TB OF  DTDTrade
SP 
RPBrandon Maurer, Sea SP, RPFree Agency
RPJonathan Broxton, Mil RPFree Agency
BenchBrian McCann, NYY C, 1B, DHDraft
BenchIan Desmond, Wsh SSDraft
BenchJustin Masterson, StL SPDraft
BenchNathan Eovaldi, Mia SPFree Agency
BenchRex Brothers, Col RPFree Agency
BenchTyler Thornburg*, Mil SP, RP  DL60Free Agency
BenchTrevor Plouffe, Min 3BFree Agency
BenchBlake Treinen, Wsh RP, SPFree Agency
BenchHector Noesi, CWS RP, SPFree Agency
BenchJuan Francisco, Tor 1B, 3B, DHTrade
BenchPhil Hughes, Min SPTrade
BenchAlex Cobb, TB SP PPTrade
BenchKyle Seager, Sea 3BTrade
BenchErik Bedard, TB SPTrade
BenchJames Paxton, Sea SP PPTrade
BenchDomonic Brown, Phi OFTrade
BenchErick Aybar, LAA SSTrade
BenchBrandon Barnes, Col OFTrade
BenchChristian Yelich, Mia OFTrade
DLBryce Harper, Wsh OFDraft
DL 
DL 

STROKE LORDS (10-4)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJonathan Lucroy, Mil C, 1BDraft
1BAlbert Pujols, LAA 1B, DHDraft
2BGordon Beckham, LAA 2BFree Agency
3BNolan Arenado, Col 3B  DTDDraft
SSAlexei Ramirez, CWS SSDraft
OFKole Calhoun, LAA OFDraft
OFAlejandro De Aza, Bal OFFree Agency
OFJosh Hamilton, LAA OF, DHFree Agency
UTILAaron Hill, Ari 2BDraft
SPJesse Hahn, SD SPFree Agency
RPHuston Street, LAA RPDraft
RPZach Britton, Bal SP, RPFree Agency
BenchJimmy Rollins, Phi SS  DTDDraft
BenchXander Bogaerts, Bos 3B, SSDraft
BenchRyan Braun, Mil OFDraft
BenchAndre Ethier, LAD OFDraft
BenchMark Reynolds, Mil 1B, 3B, DHDraft
BenchJered Weaver, LAA SPDraft
BenchCody Allen, Cle RPDraft
BenchScott Kazmir, Oak SPFree Agency
BenchJuan Lagares, NYM OF  DTDFree Agency
BenchMike Zunino, Sea CFree Agency
BenchHector Santiago, LAA SP, RPFree Agency
BenchVance Worley, Pit SPFree Agency
BenchZack Wheeler, NYM SPFree Agency
DLJoey Votto*, Cin 1B  DL60Draft
DL 
DL 

MR. DEAN GULLBEARY (11-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CStephen Vogt, Oak C, 1B, OF  DTDFree Agency
1BCorey Hart, Sea 1B, OF, DHFree Agency
2BIan Kinsler, Det 2BDraft
3B 
SSJose Reyes, Tor SSDraft
OFTorii Hunter, Det OFDraft
OFRajai Davis, Det OFFree Agency
OFMarlon Byrd, Phi OFFree Agency
UTILBrian Dozier, Min 2BFree Agency
SPJosh Beckett*, LAD SP  DL60Free Agency
RPGlen Perkins, Min RP  DTDDraft
RPFrancisco Rodriguez, Mil RPFree Agency
BenchAnthony Rendon, Wsh 2B, 3BDraft
BenchAlex Gordon, KC OFDraft
BenchAdam LaRoche, Wsh 1BDraft
BenchJon Lester, Oak SPTrade
BenchHyun-Jin Ryu, LAD SP  DTDDraft
BenchAlex Wood, Atl SP, RP PPDraft
BenchKyle Lohse, Mil SPFree Agency
BenchJordan Lyles, Col SPFree Agency
BenchJesse Chavez, Oak RP, SPTrade
BenchRick Porcello, Det SPFree Agency
BenchMark Teixeira, NYY 1B  DTDTrade
BenchJake Arrieta, ChC SPTrade
BenchPedro Alvarez, Pit 3B  DTDTrade
BenchJayson Werth, Wsh OFTrade
DLJoe Mauer, Min C, 1B, DHTrade
DL 
DL 

TEAM FUCK JERRY (11-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
C 
1BFreddie Freeman, Atl 1BDraft
2BDustin Pedroia, Bos 2B  DTDTrade
3BJosh Donaldson, Oak 3BTrade
SSTroy Tulowitzki*, Col SS  DL60Trade
OFCarlos Gonzalez*, Col OF  DL60Draft
OFAdam Jones, Bal OFDraft
OF 
UTILChris Davis, Bal 1B, 3B  SSPDTrade
SPMark Buehrle, Tor SPFree Agency
RPDallas Keuchel, Hou SP, RPFree Agency
RPDavid Robertson, NYY RPFree Agency
BenchRafael Soriano, Wsh RPTrade
BenchJulio Teheran, Atl SPFree Agency
BenchDavid Phelps, NYY SP, RPFree Agency
BenchGeorge Springer*, Hou OF  DL15Free Agency
BenchChase Whitley, NYY RP, SPFree Agency
BenchTim Hudson, SF SP  DTDTrade
BenchDaisuke Matsuzaka, NYM SP, RPFree Agency
BenchMiles Mikolas, Tex RP, SP  DTDFree Agency
BenchYohan Pino, Min RP, SP  DTDFree Agency
BenchDanny Salazar, Cle SPFree Agency
BenchJustin Upton, Atl OFTrade
BenchDerek Norris, Oak CTrade
BenchJustin Verlander, Det SPTrade
DL 
DL 
DL 

TEAM CARRILLO (9-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBuster Posey, SF C, 1BDraft
1BVictor Martinez, Det DH, 1BDraft
2BDee Gordon, LAD SS, 2BFree Agency
3BMartin Prado*, NYY 3B, 2B, OF  DL60Draft
SSAndrelton Simmons, Atl SSTrade
OFMatt Holliday, StL OFDraft
OFMichael Brantley, Cle OFFree Agency
OFJ.D. Martinez, Det OFFree Agency
UTILCurtis Granderson, NYM OFTrade
SPBartolo Colon, NYM SPFree Agency
RP 
RP 
BenchC.J. Wilson, LAA SP PPDraft
BenchAdam Wainwright, StL SP PPTrade
BenchDustin Ackley, Sea 2B, OFFree Agency
BenchIan Kennedy, SD SPFree Agency
BenchCarlos Ruiz, Phi CFree Agency
BenchJosh Harrison, Pit OF, 2B, 3BFree Agency
BenchSteve Pearce, Bal DH, 1B, OFFree Agency
BenchJerome Williams, Phi SP, RPFree Agency
BenchShane Greene, NYY RP, SPFree Agency
Bench 
Bench 
Bench 
Bench 
DL 
DL 
DL 

PINK PENIS TIPS OF COM... (11-3)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJarrod Saltalamacchia, Mia CFree Agency
1BJon Singleton, Hou 1BFree Agency
2BRobinson Cano, Sea 2BDraft
3BAdrian Beltre, Tex 3B, DHTrade
SSMarwin Gonzalez, Hou SS, 2B, 3BFree Agency
OFNelson Cruz, Bal OF, DHFree Agency
OFWill Venable, SD OFFree Agency
OFJorge Soler, ChC OFFree Agency
UTILNorichika Aoki, KC OFFree Agency
SPJeff Samardzija, Oak SP PPFree Agency
RPMike Fiers, Mil RP, SP PPFree Agency
RPFelix Doubront, ChC SP, RPFree Agency
BenchYasiel Puig, LAD OFDraft
BenchMax Scherzer, Det SPDraft
BenchZack Greinke, LAD SPTrade
BenchChris Sale, CWS SP PPTrade
BenchFelix Hernandez, Sea SPTrade
BenchClayton Kershaw, LAD SPTrade
BenchEdwin Encarnacion, Tor 1B, DHFree Agency
BenchCollin Cowgill, LAA OFFree Agency
BenchWade LeBlanc, LAA SP, RPFree Agency
BenchTyler Matzek, Col SPFree Agency
Bench 
Bench 
Bench 
DLManny Machado*, Bal 3B  DL60Draft
DL 
DL