League Rosters

. THE CUNTS (13-8)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJonathan Lucroy, Mil C, 1BFree Agency
1BTodd Frazier, Cin 3B, 1BFree Agency
2BIan Kinsler, Det 2BDraft
3BLonnie Chisenhall, Cle 3B, 1B, DHFree Agency
SSDee Gordon, LAD SS, 2BFree Agency
2B/SSScooter Gennett, Mil 2BFree Agency
1B/3BJose Abreu, CWS 1B, DHFree Agency
OFJacoby Ellsbury, NYY OF  DTDDraft
OFYasiel Puig, LAD OFDraft
OFRyan Braun, Mil OF  DTDDraft
OFMichael Brantley, Cle OFFree Agency
OFDenard Span, Wsh OFFree Agency
UTILCharlie Blackmon, Col OFFree Agency
PDavid Price, Det SPDraft
PSergio Romo, SF RPDraft
PJonathan Papelbon, Phi RPDraft
PAaron Harang, Atl SPFree Agency
PAlfredo Simon, Cin RP, SPFree Agency
PJesse Chavez, Oak RP, SPFree Agency
PCody Allen, Cle RPFree Agency
PIan Kennedy, SD SPFree Agency
PKyle Hendricks, ChC SPFree Agency
BenchJon Lester, Oak SPDraft
BenchAdam LaRoche, Wsh 1BDraft
BenchHenderson Alvarez, Mia SPFree Agency
DL 

GIGANTIC SCHLONGS (11-10)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CDevin Mesoraco, Cin CFree Agency
1BLucas Duda, NYM OF, 1BFree Agency
2BRobinson Cano, Sea 2BDraft
3BKyle Seager, Sea 3BFree Agency
SSErick Aybar, LAA SSFree Agency
2B/SSNeil Walker, Pit 2BFree Agency
1B/3BMark Teixeira, NYY 1BFree Agency
OFCarlos Gomez, Mil OFDraft
OFKole Calhoun, LAA OFFree Agency
OFChristian Yelich, Mia OFFree Agency
OFBilly Hamilton, Cin OFFree Agency
OFCoco Crisp, Oak OF, DHFree Agency
UTILNolan Arenado, Col 3BFree Agency
PMasahiro Tanaka, NYY SPDraft
PFrancisco Rodriguez, Mil RPFree Agency
PDavid Robertson, NYY RPFree Agency
PKenley Jansen, LAD RPFree Agency
PJake Arrieta, ChC SPFree Agency
PMark Melancon, Pit RPFree Agency
PHuston Street, LAA RPFree Agency
PVance Worley, Pit SPFree Agency
PAlex Cobb, TB SPFree Agency
BenchKyle Lohse, Mil SPFree Agency
BenchMat Latos, Cin SP  DTDFree Agency
BenchDallas Keuchel, Hou SP, RPFree Agency
DL 

FORD SUPPORTER (10-10-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBrian McCann, NYY C, 1B, DHFree Agency
1BCasey McGehee, Mia 1B, 3BFree Agency
2BBrian Dozier, Min 2BFree Agency
3BJosh Donaldson, Oak 3BDraft
SSDerek Jeter, NYY SS, DHFree Agency
2B/SSMatt Carpenter, StL 2B, 3BFree Agency
1B/3BFreddie Freeman, Atl 1BDraft
OFJose Bautista, Tor OF, 1B, DHDraft
OFCarlos Beltran, NYY OF, DH  DTDDraft
OFAlex Gordon, KC OFDraft
OFJustin Upton, Atl OFFree Agency
OFBrett Gardner, NYY OFFree Agency
UTILDavid Ortiz, Bos DH  DTDDraft
PMax Scherzer, Det SPDraft
PJames Shields, KC SPDraft
PGio Gonzalez, Wsh SPDraft
PGlen Perkins, Min RP  DTDDraft
PLance Lynn, StL SPFree Agency
PDan Straily, ChC SP, RPFree Agency
PMark Buehrle, Tor SPFree Agency
PJulio Teheran, Atl SPFree Agency
PFernando Rodney, Sea RPFree Agency
BenchMelky Cabrera*, Tor OF  DL60Free Agency
BenchJason Kipnis, Cle 2BFree Agency
BenchJhonny Peralta, StL SSFree Agency
DLPaul Goldschmidt*, Ari 1B  DL15Draft

BANGIN' BLAZER (4-17)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CCarlos Santana, Cle C, 1B, 3B, DHDraft
1BJoey Votto*, Cin 1B  DL60Draft
2BBrandon Phillips, Cin 2BDraft
3BMiguel Cabrera, Det 3B, 1B, DH  DTDDraft
SSEverth Cabrera*, SD SS  DL15Draft
2B/SSStarlin Castro, ChC SS  DTDDraft
1B/3BMike Napoli, Bos 1B  DTDDraft
OFShin-Soo Choo*, Tex OF, DH  DL60Draft
OFMatt Holliday, StL OFDraft
OFJay Bruce, Cin OFDraft
OFYoenis Cespedes, Bos OF, DHDraft
OFAustin Jackson, Sea OFFree Agency
UTIL 
PYu Darvish*, Tex SP  DL60Draft
PAdam Wainwright, StL SPDraft
PJordan Zimmermann, Wsh SPDraft
PSonny Gray, Oak SPDraft
PErvin Santana, Atl SPDraft
PJohn Lackey, StL SPFree Agency
PScott Kazmir, Oak SPFree Agency
PMarco Estrada, Mil SP, RPFree Agency
PRobbie Ray, Det SPFree Agency
BenchMatt Adams, StL 1BDraft
BenchChris Archer, TB SPFree Agency
BenchDanny Salazar, Cle SPFree Agency
BenchJose Reyes, Tor SSFree Agency
DL 

THE PECKERWRECKERS (11-10)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CYadier Molina, StL CDraft
1BIke Davis, Pit 1BDraft
2BChase Utley, Phi 2BDraft
3BAramis Ramirez, Mil 3BFree Agency
SSJimmy Rollins, Phi SS  DTDFree Agency
2B/SSJose Altuve, Hou 2BFree Agency
1B/3BPedro Alvarez, Pit 3B  DTDDraft
OFMike Trout, LAA OFDraft
OFAllen Craig, Bos 1B, OFDraft
OFStarling Marte, Pit OFDraft
OFDustin Ackley, Sea 2B, OF  DTDFree Agency
OFNick Markakis, Bal OFFree Agency
UTILJed Lowrie, Oak SS, 2BDraft
PNathan Eovaldi, Mia SPFree Agency
PRick Porcello, Det SPFree Agency
PJonathon Niese, NYM SPFree Agency
PHisashi Iwakuma, Sea SPFree Agency
PCorey Kluber, Cle SPFree Agency
PTyson Ross, SD SP, RP  DTDFree Agency
PTanner Roark, Wsh SP, RPFree Agency
PCole Hamels, Phi SPFree Agency
POdrisamer Despaigne, SD SPFree Agency
BenchJason Vargas, KC SPFree Agency
BenchJose Quintana, CWS SPFree Agency
BenchChris Tillman, Bal SPFree Agency
DL 

# HEILMANZIEL (16-5)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBuster Posey, SF C, 1BDraft
1BEdwin Encarnacion, Tor 1B, DHFree Agency
2BJosh Harrison, Pit OF, 2B, 3BFree Agency
3BPablo Sandoval, SF 3BFree Agency
SSIan Desmond, Wsh SSFree Agency
2B/SSHowie Kendrick, LAA 2BFree Agency
1B/3BAdrian Gonzalez, LAD 1BDraft
OFAndrew McCutchen, Pit OFDraft
OFHunter Pence, SF OFFree Agency
OFJ.D. Martinez, Det OFFree Agency
OFDanny Santana, Min SS, OFFree Agency
OFJorge Soler, ChC OFFree Agency
UTILCorey Dickerson, Col OFFree Agency
PFelix Hernandez, Sea SPDraft
PZack Greinke, LAD SPDraft
PCraig Kimbrel, Atl RPFree Agency
PCasey Janssen, Tor RPFree Agency
PAroldis Chapman, Cin RPFree Agency
PStephen Strasburg, Wsh SPFree Agency
PJered Weaver, LAA SPFree Agency
PMatt Shoemaker, LAA SP, RPFree Agency
PMike Fiers, Mil RP, SPFree Agency
BenchChris Sale, CWS SPDraft
BenchDoug Fister, Wsh SPFree Agency
BenchWily Peralta, Mil SPFree Agency
DLAnibal Sanchez, Det SPDraft

BEN'S MOM (14-6-1)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CKurt Suzuki, Min CFree Agency
1BAdam Dunn, Oak 1B, DHFree Agency
2BAnthony Rendon, Wsh 2B, 3BDraft
3BEvan Longoria, TB 3BDraft
SSHanley Ramirez, LAD SSDraft
2B/SSEmilio Bonifacio, Atl 2B, OFFree Agency
1B/3BAnthony Rizzo, ChC 1BDraft
OFAdam Jones, Bal OFDraft
OFAlex Rios, Tex OF, DH  DTDDraft
OFMartin Prado*, NYY 3B, 2B, OF  DL60Draft
OFAlfonso Soriano, FA OF, DHTrade
OFRajai Davis, Det OF  DTDFree Agency
UTILVictor Martinez, Det DH, 1BDraft
PClayton Kershaw, LAD SPDraft
PJeff Samardzija, Oak SPDraft
PTrevor Rosenthal, StL RPDraft
PYordano Ventura, KC SPFree Agency
PJames Paxton, Sea SPFree Agency
PAlex Wood, Atl SP, RPFree Agency
PSteve Cishek, Mia RPFree Agency
PZack Wheeler, NYM SPFree Agency
PCollin McHugh, Hou SPFree Agency
BenchJohnny Cueto, Cin SPFree Agency
BenchRafael Soriano, Wsh RPFree Agency
BenchGerrit Cole, Pit SPFree Agency
DL 

TEAM RHINEHART (4-17)
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJoe Mauer, Min C, 1B, DHDraft
1BAlbert Pujols, LAA 1B, DHDraft
2BDustin Pedroia, Bos 2B  DTDDraft
3BAdrian Beltre, Tex 3B, DHDraft
SSAsdrubal Cabrera, Wsh SS, 2BDraft
2B/SSAlexei Ramirez, CWS SSDraft
1B/3BJustin Morneau, Col 1BDraft
OFCarlos Gonzalez*, Col OF  DL60Draft
OFJayson Werth, Wsh OFDraft
OFTorii Hunter, Det OFDraft
OFCarl Crawford, LAD OFDraft
OFAdam Eaton, CWS OFFree Agency
UTILRyan Howard, Phi 1BDraft
PJustin Verlander, Det SPDraft
PMadison Bumgarner, SF SPDraft
PMatt Cain*, SF SP  DL60Draft
PGreg Holland, KC RPDraft
PJoe Nathan, Det RPDraft
PJohn Axford, Pit RPDraft
PTim Lincecum, SF SP, RP  DTDDraft
PDan Haren, LAD SP  DTDDraft
PClay Buchholz, Bos SP  DTDDraft
BenchJosh Hamilton, LAA OF, DHDraft
BenchNelson Cruz, Bal OF, DHDraft
BenchBen Zobrist, TB 2B, SS, OFFree Agency
DLShane Victorino*, Bos OF  DL60Draft