League Rosters

BARRY LARKIN
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBuster Posey, SF C, 1BDraft
1BAlbert Pujols, LAA 1B, DHDraft
2BHowie Kendrick, LAA 2BFree Agency
3BMatt Carpenter, StL 2B, 3BDraft
SSErick Aybar, LAA SSFree Agency
2B/SSHanley Ramirez, LAD SSDraft
1B/3BVictor Martinez, Det DH, 1BFree Agency
OFAndrew McCutchen, Pit OFDraft
OFYasiel Puig, LAD OFDraft
OFBilly Hamilton, Cin OFDraft
OFBrett Gardner, NYY OFDraft
OFTorii Hunter, Det OFDraft
UTILJoe Mauer, Min C, 1B, DHDraft
PAdam Wainwright, StL SPDraft
PFelix Hernandez, Sea SP PPDraft
PJered Weaver, LAA SP PPDraft
PSonny Gray, Oak SPDraft
PZach Britton, Bal SP, RPFree Agency
PJake Arrieta, ChC SPFree Agency
PCorey Kluber, Cle SPFree Agency
PJake McGee, TB RPFree Agency
PTyson Ross, SD SP, RPFree Agency
BenchJosh Harrison, Pit OF, 2B, 3BFree Agency
BenchTanner Roark, Wsh SP, RPFree Agency
BenchChristian Yelich, Mia OFFree Agency
DLSean Doolittle*, Oak RP  DL15Free Agency

CASHEW CHEWERS
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CBrian McCann, NYY C, 1BDraft
1BMark Teixeira, NYY 1BFree Agency
2BIan Kinsler, Det 2BDraft
3BKyle Seager, Sea 3BDraft
SSIan Desmond, Wsh SSDraft
2B/SSAlexei Ramirez, CWS SSDraft
1B/3BJames Loney, TB 1BFree Agency
OFMike Trout, LAA OFDraft
OFMatt Kemp, LAD OFDraft
OFRyan Braun, Mil OFDraft
OFMatt Holliday, StL OFDraft
OFJason Heyward, Atl OFDraft
UTILAnthony Rizzo, ChC 1B  DTDDraft
PStephen Strasburg, Wsh SPDraft
PZack Greinke, LAD SPDraft
PHisashi Iwakuma, Sea SPDraft
PKoji Uehara, Bos RPDraft
PTrevor Rosenthal, StL RPDraft
PAddison Reed, Ari RPDraft
PDan Haren, LAD SP PPDraft
PSteve Cishek, Mia RPDraft
PFrancisco Liriano, Pit SPFree Agency
BenchAramis Ramirez, Mil 3BDraft
BenchTony Cingrani, Cin SP  DTDDraft
BenchJosh Beckett*, LAD SP  DL15Free Agency
DLMark Trumbo, Ari 1B, OFDraft

GETTIN` MIGGY WIT IT
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CDevin Mesoraco, Cin CFree Agency
1BChris Carter, Hou 1B, OF, DHFree Agency
2BJose Altuve, Hou 2BDraft
3BNolan Arenado, Col 3BFree Agency
SSJose Reyes, Tor SSDraft
2B/SSBen Zobrist, TB 2B, SS, OFFree Agency
1B/3BPablo Sandoval, SF 3BFree Agency
OFGiancarlo Stanton, Mia OFDraft
OFYoenis Cespedes, Bos OF, DHDraft
OFNelson Cruz, Bal OF, DHDraft
OFStarling Marte, Pit OFFree Agency
OFMartin Prado, NYY 3B, 2B, OFFree Agency
UTILDavid Wright, NYM 3BDraft
PClayton Kershaw, LAD SPDraft
PCraig Kimbrel, Atl RPDraft
PGerrit Cole, Pit SPDraft
PDavid Robertson, NYY RPDraft
PRafael Soriano, Wsh RPDraft
PJohnny Cueto, Cin SPDraft
PMark Melancon, Pit RPFree Agency
PHector Rondon, ChC RPFree Agency
PMike Fiers, Mil RP, SPFree Agency
BenchChris Sale, CWS SPFree Agency
BenchMat Latos, Cin SPFree Agency
BenchLance Lynn, StL SPFree Agency
DLJoey Votto*, Cin 1B  DL60Draft

TANAKNOCK-KNOCK JOKE
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CCarlos Santana, Cle C, 1B, 3B, DHDraft
1BJose Abreu, CWS 1B, DHTrade
2BAnthony Rendon, Wsh 2B, 3BFree Agency
3BAdrian Beltre, Tex 3BDraft
SSJhonny Peralta, StL SSFree Agency
2B/SSAaron Hill, Ari 2BDraft
1B/3BMiguel Cabrera, Det 3B, 1B, DHDraft
OFJay Bruce, Cin OFDraft
OFJustin Upton, Atl OFDraft
OFCharlie Blackmon, Col OFFree Agency
OFMarcell Ozuna, Mia OFFree Agency
OFBen Revere, Phi OFFree Agency
UTILJosh Hamilton, LAA OF, DHDraft
PMax Scherzer, Det SPDraft
PAroldis Chapman, Cin RPDraft
PJames Shields, KC SPDraft
PJoe Nathan, Det RPDraft
PR.A. Dickey, Tor SPDraft
PMark Buehrle, Tor SP PPFree Agency
PJon Lester, Oak SP PPFree Agency
PCasey Janssen, Tor RPFree Agency
PAlfredo Simon, Cin RP, SPFree Agency
BenchMadison Bumgarner, SF SPFree Agency
BenchJayson Werth, Wsh OFFree Agency
BenchKhris Davis, Mil OFFree Agency
DL 

BACON ROLL UPS
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CJonathan Lucroy, Mil C, 1BDraft
1BEric Hosmer*, KC 1B  DL15Draft
2BDustin Pedroia, Bos 2BDraft
3BJosh Donaldson, Oak 3BDraft
SSStarlin Castro, ChC SSDraft
2B/SSChase Utley, Phi 2BDraft
1B/3BFreddie Freeman, Atl 1BDraft
OFCarlos Gomez, Mil OFDraft
OFHunter Pence, SF OFDraft
OFAlex Gordon, KC OFDraft
OFWill Venable, SD OFDraft
OFMichael Bourn, Cle OFDraft
UTILEdwin Encarnacion, Tor 1B, DHTrade
PCliff Lee*, Phi SP  DL15Draft
PKenley Jansen, LAD RPDraft
PJulio Teheran, Atl SPDraft
PGlen Perkins, Min RPDraft
PDanny Salazar, Cle SP PPDraft
PClay Buchholz, Bos SPTrade
PFrancisco Rodriguez, Mil RPFree Agency
PErvin Santana, Atl SP PPFree Agency
PAnibal Sanchez*, Det SP  DL15Free Agency
BenchCarlos Gonzalez*, Col OF  DL60Draft
BenchBrandon Belt*, SF 1B  DL15Draft
BenchWilson Ramos, Wsh CDraft
DL 

COLORADO CLOBBERS
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CYadier Molina*, StL C  DL15Draft
1BChris Davis, Bal 1B, 3BDraft
2BJason Kipnis, Cle 2BDraft
3BRyan Zimmerman*, Wsh 3B, OF  DL15Draft
SSElvis Andrus, Tex SSDraft
2B/SSBrandon Phillips, Cin 2BDraft
1B/3BPedro Alvarez, Pit 3B  DTDDraft
OFJacoby Ellsbury, NYY OFDraft
OFAlex Rios, Tex OF, DH  DTDDraft
OFShane Victorino*, Bos OF  DL15Draft
OFLeonys Martin, Tex OFDraft
OFCarl Crawford, LAD OFDraft
UTILManny Machado*, Bal 3B  DL15Draft
PYu Darvish*, Tex SP  DL15Draft
PDavid Price, Det SPDraft
PMike Minor, Atl SPDraft
PCole Hamels, Phi SPDraft
PGio Gonzalez, Wsh SPDraft
PAlex Cobb, TB SPDraft
PHyun-Jin Ryu*, LAD SP  DL15Draft
PJonathan Papelbon, Phi RPDraft
PZack Wheeler, NYM SPDraft
BenchChase Headley, NYY 3BDraft
BenchAdam Lind, Tor 1B, DHDraft
BenchBrian Dozier, Min 2BDraft
DL 

BIGBOYZGOTGUNZ !
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CEvan Gattis, Atl C, OFFree Agency
1BAdam LaRoche, Wsh 1BFree Agency
2BRobinson Cano, Sea 2BDraft
3BLonnie Chisenhall, Cle 3B, 1B, DHFree Agency
SSAlcides Escobar, KC SSFree Agency
2B/SSJimmy Rollins, Phi SSDraft
1B/3BJustin Morneau, Col 1BFree Agency
OFBrandon Moss, Oak 1B, OFDraft
OFMelky Cabrera, Tor OFFree Agency
OFMichael Brantley, Cle OFFree Agency
OFRajai Davis, Det OFFree Agency
OFCorey Dickerson, Col OFFree Agency
UTILAdrian Gonzalez, LAD 1B  DTDDraft
PMasahiro Tanaka*, NYY SP  DL15Draft
PJohn Lackey, StL SPFree Agency
PAndrew Cashner, SD SP PPFree Agency
PFernando Rodney, Sea RPFree Agency
PTim Hudson, SF SPFree Agency
PGreg Holland, KC RPFree Agency
PYordano Ventura, KC SP  DTDFree Agency
PWily Peralta, Mil SP PPFree Agency
PDoug Fister, Wsh SPFree Agency
BenchTodd Frazier, Cin 3B, 1BFree Agency
BenchMarlon Byrd, Phi OFFree Agency
BenchCody Allen, Cle RPFree Agency
DLAngel Pagan, SF OFFree Agency

THE BOSCH PIT
SLOTPLAYER, TEAM POSACQ
CMiguel Montero, Ari CFree Agency
1BPaul Goldschmidt*, Ari 1B  DL15Draft
2BDee Gordon, LAD SS, 2BFree Agency
3BEvan Longoria, TB 3BDraft
SSXander Bogaerts*, Bos 3B, SS  DL7Draft
2B/SSDaniel Murphy*, NYM 2B  DL15Draft
1B/3BWill Middlebrooks, Bos 3BTrade
OFAdam Jones, Bal OFDraft
OFJose Bautista, Tor OF, 1B, DHDraft
OFDesmond Jennings, TB OFDraft
OFChris Colabello, Min 1B, OF, DHTrade
OFMichael Morse, SF OF, 1BFree Agency
UTILDavid Ortiz, Bos DHDraft
PShelby Miller, StL SP PPDraft
PJordan Zimmermann, Wsh SP PPDraft
PJeff Samardzija, Oak SPDraft
PMichael Wacha*, StL SP  DL60Draft
PHuston Street, LAA RPDraft
PScott Kazmir, Oak SPFree Agency
PTommy Hunter, Bal RPFree Agency
PAaron Harang, Atl SPFree Agency
PLaTroy Hawkins, Col RPFree Agency
BenchBryce Harper, Wsh OFDraft
BenchMike Napoli, Bos 1BFree Agency
BenchMarco Estrada, Mil SP, RPFree Agency
DL