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Colby Rasmus News Archive
Rasmus went 3-for-4 with his 10th double of the season during Wednesday's 5-4 loss to Baltimore.
Rasmus is out of the lineup Monday against the Orioles.
Rasmus is out of the lineup Saturday.
In his return to the starting lineup Tuesday, Rasmus went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer and two runs scored in Houston's 6-4 win over Oakland.
Rasmus is not in the lineup Monday against the A's.
Rasmus hit his seventh home run of the season Sunday against the Blue Jays.
Rasmus is not in the lineup Friday against the Blue Jays.
Rasmus is out of the lineup for Tuesday's game against the Rangers.
Rasmus is not in the lineup Monday against the Rangers.