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Lorenzo Cain News Archive
Cain went 3-for-4 with two runs scored and five RBI in Friday's win over the Yankees
Cain is not in the lineup against the Rangers on Thursday, Andy McCullough of the KC Star reports.
Cain struck out three times Monday against the Rangers, failing to get on base in four at-bats.
Cain (suspension) is in the lineup for Wednesday's game against the Indians.
Cain will begin serving his two-game suspension Sunday.
Cain will appeal the two-game suspension he received from MLB on Saturday for his involvement in Thursday's brawl with the White Sox, the Kansas City Star reports.
Cain has been suspended two games, effective Sunday, for his role in a brawl with the White Sox on Thursday.
Cain was ejected between the seventh and eighth inning of Thursday's game against the White Sox, Colleen Kane of the Chicago Tribune reports.