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Lorenzo Cain News Archive
Cain (hamstring) is starting at designated hitter and batting third Monday night, Andy McCullough of the Kansas City Star reports.
Cain is out of the lineup Sunday against the Athletics after tweaking his hamstring in Saturday's game, Andy McCullough of the Kansas City Star reports.
Cain (hamstring) went 1-for-4 with an RBI and a run scored in his return to the lineup Friday night.
Cain (hamstring) is back in the lineup Friday against the Athletics, Jeffrey Flanagan of MLB.com reports.
Cain is dealing with a slight hamstring issue, Andy McCullough of the KC Star reports.
Cain is out of the lineup Wednesday against the Mariners.
Cain is back in the lineup Tuesday, batting third against left-hander Mike Montgomery.
Cain is out of the lineup Monday against the Mariners.
Cain is a candidate to receive a day off Monday, MLB.com's Jeffrey Flanagan reports.
Cain went 2-for-3 with a run scored and three stolen bases in Saturday's win over the Red Sox.