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Jarrod Parker News Archive
Parker will throw another simulated game Thursday and is closing in on pitching in minor league games, Susan Slusser of the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
Parker (elbow) will throw 40 pitches to hitters Monday, the Bay Area News Group's John Hickey reports.
Parker (elbow) is well ahead of schedule in his rehab from Tommy John surgery, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
Parker (elbow) will throw two 15-pitch innings in minor league games Wednesday, Jane Lee of MLB.com reports.
Parker's bullpen session went well Tuesday and he will face live hitters Friday, the Bay Area News Group's Carl Steward reports.
Parker (elbow) will throw a full bullpen session Tuesday, Carl Steward of Bay Area News Group reports.
Parker could face live hitters Friday as he works his way back from Tommy John surgery, John Hickey of the Bay Area News Group reports.
Parker (elbow) is scheduled to throw all his pitches in a bullpen session on Tuesday for the first time since surgery, reports Jane Lee of MLB.com.