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Will Middlebrooks News Archive
Middlebrooks recorded a pair of base hits and scored a run in Monday's 4-3 loss to the Angels.
Middlebrooks will start at shortstop and bat seventh Saturday against the Dodgers, Corey Brock of MLB.com reports.
Middlebrooks is not in the lineup for Sunday's series finale against the Nationals.
Middlebrooks is out of the lineup for Friday's game against the Diamondbacks, Jeff Sanders of the San Diego Union-Tribune reports.
Middlebrooks is out of the lineup again Thursday against the Diamondbacks, Zach Buchanan of the Arizona Republic reports.
Middlebrooks is out of the lineup Wednesday, Padres' radio announcer Bob Scanlan reports.
Middlebrooks will be out of the lineup Sunday against the Rockies, Jeff Sanders of the San Diego Union-Tribune reports.
Middlebrooks has appeared in all 23 of San Diego's games thus far, making 20 starts at third base. He has gotten off to a slow start with a .222 batting average and 19 strikeouts, but has driven in 11 runs.